Angels piss me off.
Call me Neph. I'm a "fallen" angel, but it wasn't my fault I fell.
If you're from heaven, fuck off. You all want me dead anyway. What's the point in talking to me if I'm so monstrous?
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Buzz off, would you.

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@fall3n-angel-offical
Angels piss me off.
Call me Neph. I'm a "fallen" angel, but it wasn't my fault I fell.
If you're from heaven, fuck off. You all want me dead anyway. What's the point in talking to me if I'm so monstrous?
...
Buzz off, would you.
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
What all foods do ya’ like
I like whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, chocolate lava cakes, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, Cheese, Whiskey, whiskey, and also swiss rolls! Oh and also Whiskey!
This is my kinda person!
wanna get something to drink?
Sure! Ya like whiskey?
Sure!
Nice meetin’ ya’
{it holds out a hand to shake}
*Neph shakes it's hand*
Nice meeting ya too!
{when you shake it’s hand they grab you by the wrist and spin you around, when you turn to face them again you see yourself, you feel less real for some reason}
{everybody now perceived you as a fake copy of yourself and perceives the face taker as the real one, please be sure to clarify this with anyone you interact with}
What???
What happened
{you find yourself unable to wear the Neph disguise anymore}
Oh
Still Gochya’ Slick!
Ha!
*One of Chris' (the real Neph) eye (from one of the rings of eyes around his head) twitches in anger*
You know, I've actually dealt with things like this before! Clever, clever.
How about a small little trade for that?
*Chris then suddenly fires a beam of something from his horns towards the face-stealer*
((for reference this is what Chris looks like))
HA!
{it has no effect}
Can’t hurt me unless you know my name Slick!
It's not to hurt, silly. You are now bound to a vessel that will make you as vulnerable as that vessel, and if you aren't actively using a vessel, your soul will start to disintegrate! Yay!
If you don't get a vessel in twenty four hours, your soul will also start to evaporate.
To reverse this, there's a spell inside a spellbook that can help! Though it's hidden. It can be anywhere! So good luck with that!
A nifty trick! That I learnt from my betrayers. You should be grateful I let you choose a vessel of your own. For me they bounded me to a small infant, but I quickly adapted.
I hope you have learnt a lesson about stealing. Especially from me, oh no no no.
{it, Yet again has no effect}
Fancy magic doesn’t work either Slick!
🎵🎶a master of duplicity, the name behind the mystery? You’ll never know!🎵🎶
So I’ve got an image to uphold Slick!
Could you please just hurry up your death and fold.
Ah, like that I see? Okay then!
*Chris takes out a shitload of bagels, like tons of bagels. Metric tons of them. From his cloak. And drops it at the face taker. Technically this is not a negative thing, as it's a gift.*
That is yours now! And I will continue to mildly inconvenience you until you give that disguise back.
{the bagels disappear as they would stop it from completing its goal}
HA!
🎵🎶your all but outmatched in this fight you’re outta moves and outta help slick are you feeling alright? WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF🎵🎶
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
Now let’s see what “you” can do Slick!
*Chris just forces it to reappear, because he can, and also because mod is thinking that this is a little unfair yk*
Nope! I have the power of a real life person by my side.
{there is a whole thing going on so I tried my best to loophole proof this child, there is an actual place where their name is hidden in the officalverse}
{the bagels disappear a split second later oh yeah I forgot, you guys can actually hear my narration}
You gotta find my name Slick!
No, I don't care. I'm too lazy to do that!
*He forces it to reappear again*
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
What all foods do ya’ like
I like whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, chocolate lava cakes, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, Cheese, Whiskey, whiskey, and also swiss rolls! Oh and also Whiskey!
This is my kinda person!
wanna get something to drink?
Sure! Ya like whiskey?
Sure!
Nice meetin’ ya’
{it holds out a hand to shake}
*Neph shakes it's hand*
Nice meeting ya too!
{when you shake it’s hand they grab you by the wrist and spin you around, when you turn to face them again you see yourself, you feel less real for some reason}
{everybody now perceived you as a fake copy of yourself and perceives the face taker as the real one, please be sure to clarify this with anyone you interact with}
What???
What happened
{you find yourself unable to wear the Neph disguise anymore}
Oh
Still Gochya’ Slick!
Ha!
*One of Chris' (the real Neph) eye (from one of the rings of eyes around his head) twitches in anger*
You know, I've actually dealt with things like this before! Clever, clever.
How about a small little trade for that?
*Chris then suddenly fires a beam of something from his horns towards the face-stealer*
((for reference this is what Chris looks like))
HA!
{it has no effect}
Can’t hurt me unless you know my name Slick!
It's not to hurt, silly. You are now bound to a vessel that will make you as vulnerable as that vessel, and if you aren't actively using a vessel, your soul will start to disintegrate! Yay!
If you don't get a vessel in twenty four hours, your soul will also start to evaporate.
To reverse this, there's a spell inside a spellbook that can help! Though it's hidden. It can be anywhere! So good luck with that!
A nifty trick! That I learnt from my betrayers. You should be grateful I let you choose a vessel of your own. For me they bounded me to a small infant, but I quickly adapted.
I hope you have learnt a lesson about stealing. Especially from me, oh no no no.
{it, Yet again has no effect}
Fancy magic doesn’t work either Slick!
🎵🎶a master of duplicity, the name behind the mystery? You’ll never know!🎵🎶
So I’ve got an image to uphold Slick!
Could you please just hurry up your death and fold.
Ah, like that I see? Okay then!
*Chris takes out a shitload of bagels, like tons of bagels. Metric tons of them. From his cloak. And drops it at the face taker. Technically this is not a negative thing, as it's a gift.*
That is yours now! And I will continue to mildly inconvenience you until you give that disguise back.
{the bagels disappear as they would stop it from completing its goal}
HA!
🎵🎶your all but outmatched in this fight you’re outta moves and outta help slick are you feeling alright? WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF🎵🎶
AHAHAHAHAHAAH
Now let’s see what “you” can do Slick!
*Chris just forces it to reappear, because he can, and also because mod is thinking that this is a little unfair yk*
Nope! I have the power of a real life person by my side.
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
What all foods do ya’ like
I like whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, chocolate lava cakes, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, Cheese, Whiskey, whiskey, and also swiss rolls! Oh and also Whiskey!
This is my kinda person!
wanna get something to drink?
Sure! Ya like whiskey?
Sure!
Nice meetin’ ya’
{it holds out a hand to shake}
*Neph shakes it's hand*
Nice meeting ya too!
{when you shake it’s hand they grab you by the wrist and spin you around, when you turn to face them again you see yourself, you feel less real for some reason}
{everybody now perceived you as a fake copy of yourself and perceives the face taker as the real one, please be sure to clarify this with anyone you interact with}
What???
What happened
{you find yourself unable to wear the Neph disguise anymore}
Oh
Still Gochya’ Slick!
Ha!
*One of Chris' (the real Neph) eye (from one of the rings of eyes around his head) twitches in anger*
You know, I've actually dealt with things like this before! Clever, clever.
How about a small little trade for that?
*Chris then suddenly fires a beam of something from his horns towards the face-stealer*
((for reference this is what Chris looks like))
HA!
{it has no effect}
Can’t hurt me unless you know my name Slick!
It's not to hurt, silly. You are now bound to a vessel that will make you as vulnerable as that vessel, and if you aren't actively using a vessel, your soul will start to disintegrate! Yay!
If you don't get a vessel in twenty four hours, your soul will also start to evaporate.
To reverse this, there's a spell inside a spellbook that can help! Though it's hidden. It can be anywhere! So good luck with that!
A nifty trick! That I learnt from my betrayers. You should be grateful I let you choose a vessel of your own. For me they bounded me to a small infant, but I quickly adapted.
I hope you have learnt a lesson about stealing. Especially from me, oh no no no.
{it, Yet again has no effect}
Fancy magic doesn’t work either Slick!
🎵🎶a master of duplicity, the name behind the mystery? You’ll never know!🎵🎶
So I’ve got an image to uphold Slick!
Could you please just hurry up your death and fold.
Ah, like that I see? Okay then!
*Chris takes out a shitload of bagels, like tons of bagels. Metric tons of them. From his cloak. And drops it at the face taker. Technically this is not a negative thing, as it's a gift.*
That is yours now! And I will continue to mildly inconvenience you until you give that disguise back.
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
What all foods do ya’ like
I like whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, chocolate lava cakes, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, Cheese, Whiskey, whiskey, and also swiss rolls! Oh and also Whiskey!
This is my kinda person!
wanna get something to drink?
Sure! Ya like whiskey?
Sure!
Nice meetin’ ya’
{it holds out a hand to shake}
*Neph shakes it's hand*
Nice meeting ya too!
{when you shake it’s hand they grab you by the wrist and spin you around, when you turn to face them again you see yourself, you feel less real for some reason}
{everybody now perceived you as a fake copy of yourself and perceives the face taker as the real one, please be sure to clarify this with anyone you interact with}
What???
What happened
{you find yourself unable to wear the Neph disguise anymore}
Oh
Still Gochya’ Slick!
Ha!
*One of Chris' (the real Neph) eye (from one of the rings of eyes around his head) twitches in anger*
You know, I've actually dealt with things like this before! Clever, clever.
How about a small little trade for that?
*Chris then suddenly fires a beam of something from his horns towards the face-stealer*
((for reference this is what Chris looks like))
HA!
{it has no effect}
Can’t hurt me unless you know my name Slick!
It's not to hurt, silly. You are now bound to a vessel that will make you as vulnerable as that vessel, and if you aren't actively using a vessel, your soul will start to disintegrate! Yay!
If you don't get a vessel in twenty four hours, your soul will also start to evaporate.
To reverse this, there's a spell inside a spellbook that can help! Though it's hidden. It can be anywhere! So good luck with that!
A nifty trick! That I learnt from my betrayers. You should be grateful I let you choose a vessel of your own. For me they bounded me to a small infant, but I quickly adapted.
I hope you have learnt a lesson about stealing. Especially from me, oh no no no.
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
What all foods do ya’ like
I like whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, chocolate lava cakes, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, Cheese, Whiskey, whiskey, and also swiss rolls! Oh and also Whiskey!
This is my kinda person!
wanna get something to drink?
Sure! Ya like whiskey?
Sure!
Nice meetin’ ya’
{it holds out a hand to shake}
*Neph shakes it's hand*
Nice meeting ya too!
{when you shake it’s hand they grab you by the wrist and spin you around, when you turn to face them again you see yourself, you feel less real for some reason}
{everybody now perceived you as a fake copy of yourself and perceives the face taker as the real one, please be sure to clarify this with anyone you interact with}
What???
What happened
{you find yourself unable to wear the Neph disguise anymore}
Oh
Still Gochya’ Slick!
Ha!
*One of Chris' (the real Neph) eye (from one of the rings of eyes around his head) twitches in anger*
You know, I've actually dealt with things like this before! Clever, clever.
How about a small little trade for that?
*Chris then suddenly fires a beam of something from his horns towards the face-stealer*
((for reference this is what Chris looks like))
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
What all foods do ya’ like
I like whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, chocolate lava cakes, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, Cheese, Whiskey, whiskey, and also swiss rolls! Oh and also Whiskey!
This is my kinda person!
wanna get something to drink?
Sure! Ya like whiskey?
Sure!
Nice meetin’ ya’
{it holds out a hand to shake}
*Neph shakes it's hand*
Nice meeting ya too!
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
What all foods do ya’ like
I like whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, chocolate lava cakes, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, Cheese, Whiskey, whiskey, and also swiss rolls! Oh and also Whiskey!
This is my kinda person!
wanna get something to drink?
Sure! Ya like whiskey?
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
What all foods do ya’ like
I like whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, chocolate lava cakes, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, Cheese, Whiskey, whiskey, and also swiss rolls! Oh and also Whiskey!
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Wanna get some?
Hell yeah, sure!
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Just curious!
Do Ya’ like garlic fries?
Yessiree! I love those things, not more than whiskey though
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
hahaha
good joke
anyway, you’ve been trying to free sans the conch right?
Yeps! Why is that?
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
Who are ya’
My name is Neph! My full legal name is Nephamphetamine
Hello!
@face-taker-offical
Heya there!
*Neph is drinking whiskey straight from the bottle.*
*Neph enters the lair, looking around*
-- @fall3n-angel-offical
{as you enter the lair you see that there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you}
{and the exit behind you}
>>*Go to the stairwell*
{there are several floors} {all the doors are locked except the entrance to the second one}
>> *Go to the second floor*
{there is a hallway, at the other end is another stairwell.} {though guarding that stairwell is a group of pirates with a cannon}
>> *Go to the stairwell*
>> *Fight the pirates*
Eye lads!
looks like we’ve got some fresh meat
HIT THE DECK!!!
{ they fire the cannon at you as it hits you square in the ribs}
*Neph hisses in pain, before teleporting behind them and attacking from behind with some of his sharpened feathers*
{ they reload the canon} {a few slash at you with their cutlasses}
*Neph blocks most of the attack with his wings, before knocking the cannon over so it would be more difficult to attack him with it*
{they fire at you with their flintlocks}
*Neph takes a few hits before he then takes them all out with a giant beam of "divine" magic*
{they melt into puddles of ink} {you can now enter floor three}
*Neph walks to the stairwell*
>> *Go to floor three*
{you see a long hallway, at the end is a room#
>> *Go to the room*
{you are stopped by two sentient suits of armor}
>> *Fight*
{they slice at you}
*Neph parries the attack and fires a beam of "Divine" magic at them*
{they seem to have taken little damage}
*Neph steps back before firing a fireball at them*
{it also has little effect, someone shoots you from behind}
*Neph gets shot, and looks behind him, clutching the spot where he got shot*
{an animated trenchcoat}
*Neph immediately fires a fire attack to burn down the trenchcoat*
{it burns away} {the suits of armor stab at you}
*Neph blocks the attack, hissing before trying to hit them with his wings to keep distance*
{they fall apart}
*Neph kicks the armours out of the way*
{they are no longer in the way}
>> *Search the room*
{it looks like a game of DnD was recently played here}
>> *Walk out of the room*
*Neph enters the lair, looking around*
-- @fall3n-angel-offical
{as you enter the lair you see that there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you}
{and the exit behind you}
>>*Go to the stairwell*
{there are several floors} {all the doors are locked except the entrance to the second one}
>> *Go to the second floor*
{there is a hallway, at the other end is another stairwell.} {though guarding that stairwell is a group of pirates with a cannon}
>> *Go to the stairwell*
>> *Fight the pirates*
Eye lads!
looks like we’ve got some fresh meat
HIT THE DECK!!!
{ they fire the cannon at you as it hits you square in the ribs}
*Neph hisses in pain, before teleporting behind them and attacking from behind with some of his sharpened feathers*
{ they reload the canon} {a few slash at you with their cutlasses}
*Neph blocks most of the attack with his wings, before knocking the cannon over so it would be more difficult to attack him with it*
{they fire at you with their flintlocks}
*Neph takes a few hits before he then takes them all out with a giant beam of "divine" magic*
{they melt into puddles of ink} {you can now enter floor three}
*Neph walks to the stairwell*
>> *Go to floor three*
{you see a long hallway, at the end is a room#
>> *Go to the room*
{you are stopped by two sentient suits of armor}
>> *Fight*
{they slice at you}
*Neph parries the attack and fires a beam of "Divine" magic at them*
{they seem to have taken little damage}
*Neph steps back before firing a fireball at them*
{it also has little effect, someone shoots you from behind}
*Neph gets shot, and looks behind him, clutching the spot where he got shot*
{an animated trenchcoat}
*Neph immediately fires a fire attack to burn down the trenchcoat*
{it burns away} {the suits of armor stab at you}
*Neph blocks the attack, hissing before trying to hit them with his wings to keep distance*
{they fall apart}
*Neph kicks the armours out of the way*
{they are no longer in the way}
>> *Search the room*
*Neph enters the lair, looking around*
-- @fall3n-angel-offical
{as you enter the lair you see that there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you}
{and the exit behind you}
>>*Go to the stairwell*
{there are several floors} {all the doors are locked except the entrance to the second one}
>> *Go to the second floor*
{there is a hallway, at the other end is another stairwell.} {though guarding that stairwell is a group of pirates with a cannon}
>> *Go to the stairwell*
>> *Fight the pirates*
Eye lads!
looks like we’ve got some fresh meat
HIT THE DECK!!!
{ they fire the cannon at you as it hits you square in the ribs}
*Neph hisses in pain, before teleporting behind them and attacking from behind with some of his sharpened feathers*
{ they reload the canon} {a few slash at you with their cutlasses}
*Neph blocks most of the attack with his wings, before knocking the cannon over so it would be more difficult to attack him with it*
{they fire at you with their flintlocks}
*Neph takes a few hits before he then takes them all out with a giant beam of "divine" magic*
{they melt into puddles of ink} {you can now enter floor three}
*Neph walks to the stairwell*
>> *Go to floor three*
{you see a long hallway, at the end is a room#
>> *Go to the room*
{you are stopped by two sentient suits of armor}
>> *Fight*
{they slice at you}
*Neph parries the attack and fires a beam of "Divine" magic at them*
{they seem to have taken little damage}
*Neph steps back before firing a fireball at them*
{it also has little effect, someone shoots you from behind}
*Neph gets shot, and looks behind him, clutching the spot where he got shot*
{an animated trenchcoat}
*Neph immediately fires a fire attack to burn down the trenchcoat*
{it burns away} {the suits of armor stab at you}
*Neph blocks the attack, hissing before trying to hit them with his wings to keep distance*
{they fall apart}
*Neph kicks the armours out of the way*