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Perhaps we've never been visited by aliens because they have looked upon Earth and decided there's no sign of intelligent life.

[pascalcampion]

October 10, 2019Mental Health day.

A very simplified version of a very serious, very complex matter.

#pascalcampion

[walkingdisaster02-blog]

TW Don’t kill yourself today

Don’t kill yourself today

Because your Netflix trial still has a week left

Don’t kill yourself today

Because no one else will finish off the chicken in the fridge

Don’t kill yourself today

Because I know for a fact that Starbucks is releasing a new Frappuccino sometime next month

Yes, your mother will miss you

Yes your bully will make a sappy Facebook post about how what a a wonderful person you were

And yes

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

You know that

You’ve known that

Everyone and anyone has been shoving that down your throat since they first learned what the word suicide meant

So don’t kill yourself

Until you finish your shampoo and conditioner at the same time

Don’t kill yourself

Until Doctor Who is finally cancelled

Don’t kill yourself

Until you tell someone your best pasta recipe 

Don’t kill yourself 

Because I will keep coming up with reasons for you not to

And I need you

To hear all of them

Don’t kill yourself

I love you

You’re important

It’s a bad day

Not a bad life

There is more to this

The world will keep spinning on its axis without you

But

Think of all the sunrises you’d miss

I know this sounds pointless

But when you’re sitting in front of everything deadly you own

Revising your goodbyes

There will be too much darkness 

To see anything else

But this is not about seeing anything else

This is about turning off the lights

This is about finding the bed instead of the noose

This is about giving yourself one more day

Even if it takes ten thousand of those

One more morning’s

Until

“I can’t wait for tomorrow”

This is about staying alive

Because there’s gonna be a new Marvel movie

No one should miss that

This is about staying alive

Because the future is coming 

And it’s ready for you

I don’ t need you to see it

I just need you to believe you can make it 

Until then

- Hannah Dains

[soft-robbie-vibes-deactivated20]

Everyone needs to see this. I dont care what kind of blog you run or what kind of person you are. You can take the few seconds to reblog this. I know some of my followers will need to see this, and so i will reblog for them. Even if its just one or two, they deserve to see this, and to be happy. Always reblog. Always.

[coffeeandanxiety2]

Always reblog

Someone may need this

I could have used it earlier

I repeat

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

[iguessablog]

this is really important

[cas-sauntered-vaguely-downwards]

Your cat loves you with all their little heart even if they don’t show it because they have an image to maintain as a cryptid from Hell, and they will miss you.

[celacestial]

What is my life?

Here, have a ‘Karaoke’ GIF set thing for What is my life, given all the cool stuff he’s done since the remix was released (and yes, all of this was*since* then!) What is his life right now?! Completely crazy but more than deserved 😭 Today is the next huge thing in a LONG line, I’m sure, of crazy things to come! (And on that note GOOD LUCK FOR INTERVIEWING TOM SEÁN!!!)

[fall3nali3n]

Sooo now that Mark’s back from his project, will we see more Stan The Water Man? @markiplier

[fall3nali3n]

I guess this is a good time to ask this again! Mark? @markiplier

[novae-the-cosplayer]

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN

On GTA NoPixel, SO I CAN SEE MORE OF THIS MAN

Please

[fall3nali3n]

Sooo now that Mark's back from his project, will we see more Stan The Water Man? @markiplier

[fdsdffdsd-deactivated20200814]

yall are so fucked with your cancel culture shit. and i dont mean like the james charles and pewdiepie and projared drama or anything like that.

i mean when yall bring up shit from 5+ years ago that people never had repeat offenses on after they immediately apologized after being told they were in the wrong. 

you seem to forget people grow and change over time. you seem to forget switching your opinions and growing and doing better and becoming a better person is part of being human, part of being a person. like, not to be that guy but a year ago i was an aphobic transmed. am i now? hell no, because i grew up and realized i was in the wrong and changed. 

holy shit. people are humans. dont fucking idolize them and rip them apart when you dig up shit they said 5+ years ago that they have never done since. dont place people on pedestals and expect them to be flawless. nobody is. and this isnt even about violent racism, transphobia/homophobia, or predatory behavior either so dont try to twist my words.

[fall3nali3n]

Yo @markiplier ! Is Stan the Water Man going to make a comeback when you come back home? 🤔

[flameheart2013]

You guys. This person made freakin Jacksepticeye playing cards. And they’re AWESOME!!!

Reddit name: u/amoore0425

Instagram: @art.bi.ardi

These are not my cards! And I do have the creator’s permission to record this clip and post it onto Tumblr.

@therealjacksepticeye Check this out!!

[cia-mia11-deactivated20190703]

AAAAAA

*shakes a string of bells aggressively*

JINGLE BELLS ALL IS HELL ANTI’S BACK AGAIN!

MARK IS DOING SOMETHING AND WE DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS!

OOOOOH

DECK THE HALLS FUCK IT ALL WE’RE ON FIRE AGAIN!

AND THEY ARE LEAVING EVERYTHING UP TO SPECULATION!

[thedundundunnnsong]

DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA  

WE DONT REMEMBER WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE JOLLY

FU FU FU FU FU FU FU FUCK YOU

DON WE NOW OUR PAIN APPAREL 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OW 

TROLLS OF ANCIENT LAUGH AT OUR CAROLS

NO NO NO NO NO NO GO AWAY

SEE US BLAZING DOWN BEFORE YOU

BUR BUR BUR BUR BU BURNING DOWN

[sleepyskele]

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[artsekey]

When his parents built a very strange machine

[dothepropaganda]

watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

[untitled53516]

aaaay macarena 

[eye-of-argus-deactivated2018121]

Horrible job everyone

[chelsea-jayjay11]

〰Lights〰 Its a neon Jackaboy! This was really fun to draw 👍

(Also thought I’d show the progression of this drawing)

@therealjacksepticeye

[samstiels-deactivated20201212]

How to tell if your blog has been flagged as explicit

The easiest method

Go to a postlimit checker

Enter your blog url

If you’ve been flagged as explicit, under General Blog Info your url will be listed as [nsfw] and your avatar will be pixelated 

Without leaving you blog

Go to settings

Select your blog from the bar on the right

Go down to the On-Blog Advertising section

If the On-Blog Advertising button is normal and allows you click it on or off, then you’re fine

If the On-Blog Advertising is off, faded, and you can’t click it on or off, then you’ve been flagged as explicit

Not explicit

Explicit

[animatedamerican]

this strikes me as useful to know

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HERE HE COMES

[nutsacktorturer]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[t-a-r-0-t]

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.