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hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

markscherz

Bonus: you don’t have to cover a lot of ground. I can turn a three kilometre walk into a three hour adventure. Five if there is a small rocky stream or a few ponds.

largishcat

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

ashenmind

v-2k

doubleca5t

I would argue that the two most perfect critiques of Harry Potter come from a pair of 4chan posts, which take opposite approaches to their critique but reach equally damning conclusions

tlirsgender

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

vitalinformations

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

tlirsgender

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

minor nuisance about being an atheist is when you or a loved one is sick, you can't say "keep us in your prayers." maybe "keep us in your thoughts" is better but it has a major meh factor. the best i can come up with is "KEEP OUR MISERIES IN MIND"

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Let my tribulations haunt your thoughts 🙏

holy-leapin-splits-batman

[Video Description by idowhatiwantspock: A tiktok from Paal Bjørndal of a white haired lighthouse worker with a glorious white beard speaking into the camera, as wind blows his hair around. No dialogue is audible over the sound of wind. The video caption reads "Here I tell you some really inspiring quotes. I hope this will help you get up in the morning" End Description]

slyandthefamilybook

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

girldraki

leavethepuddle

@sarumans

chthonicillness

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

captain-price-returns

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

hotvampireadjacent

thewellofastarael

"Here’s a trick I learned during the Obama presidency for handling certain types of political labels. Take, as an example, the Tea Party claim that Obama is a Communist. Don’t take the word of the person making the claim (Tea Partiers). Don’t rely on the rebuttal of the target (Obama), because that will just be dismissed. Go to the group itself (Communists) and ask them. Ask an actual Communist if Obama is a comrade and see how they answer. Watch as they laugh at you, then explain in great detail how they wish there was a Communist in the White House, but here’s a long and exhaustive list of why that just isn’t so. Now apply this logic to the claim that Hillary is pretty much the same as a Republican. Ask an actual Republican if they think Hillary Clinton is one of them. Watch them laugh, and then explain in the same exhausting detail why that just isn’t so. Some of them might concede that she’s better than Trump, but that’s not the same thing. Finally, go ask a White Supremacist if Trump is one of them. As they excitedly explain how Trump is the guy they’ve been waiting for all these years, and how he’s really empowered their movement, use this to guide how you will be voting in November."

Source: a 2016 facebook posts by Craig Enan, since then deleted (OG link here)

teafromthemicrowave

Look whom I found at pride today

this-is-aromantic-joy

ROCKY!! :DD

runasulienadanika

campal from Pyrrha's perspective is so fucking funny. she survived only because G1deon's lyctoral process failed and then ended up living with a pair of crazy 20 year olds who coincidentally were in the middle of DIYing their own version of lyctorhood. she watched them do fucked up soul things, got flashbacks of her friends who suffered horrible consequences of doing those exact things, tried to warn them, was like "what if we just🥺lived on a farm🥺or something🥺", they were like "sureeee grandma let's get you to bed we'll think about it" but then she comes back from work and they're conducting their 10th unethical experiment of the week. and it's only wednesday.