Not Actually A Faller

@fallers-georg

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"Average person runs into two fallers a year" statistical error.

I run into so many all the time and probably shouldn't have been counted.

So uh! Yo, Rotomblr. You can call me Aki, I guess? Not my real name, obviously. They/them pronouns.

What else. Uhhhhh I'm an adult? Fairly recent development, but I am. Studying. Not telling y'all what.

Starting this blog to talk about all the weird people I keep running into. Getting genuinely weird. Why do so many Fallers end up in my vicinity specifically???

#pokeblogging #rotomblr #pokeblog intro #pokemon irl #pokeblog rp

Hey, uh, rotomblr? Help? Does anybody speak the language of whichever species they (she??) is?

#aki's faller report #rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog rp #my art

Well. The houseguests have run into the neighbours. I think Shinichi is having a crisis. If Kaito's having a crisis, I can't tell, but I don't think he's too surprised? Mentioned something about knowing a witch before noticing that was making Shinichi's crisis worse.

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog rp #aki's faller report

... Okay so. The ghosts (they... prefer youkai, apparently?) are still here. In their words, "we're kind of used to living with the first person who can see us? haunting. you get the idea"

So I Guess I Have House Guests.

GOOD FUCKING LUCK LMAO

... This sounds like you have personal experience being haunted. Are you good

No but that's also not related

Uhhhhhhh it's less. Them haunting me and more i ended up helping take care of some of yokai once

Oh, that makes sense. I guess.

Uh. Hope your week gets better?

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #aki chats

... Okay so. The ghosts (they... prefer youkai, apparently?) are still here. In their words, "we're kind of used to living with the first person who can see us? haunting. you get the idea"

So I Guess I Have House Guests.

GOOD FUCKING LUCK LMAO

... This sounds like you have personal experience being haunted. Are you good

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #aki chats

... Okay so. The ghosts (they... prefer youkai, apparently?) are still here. In their words, "we're kind of used to living with the first person who can see us? haunting. you get the idea"

So I Guess I Have House Guests.

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog rp #aki's faller report

Today on: that’s not a Pokémon

[An image of - wow that sure is Jibanyan and Whisper von Yokai Watch.]

These two (previously one) dudes who seem very surprised people can see them. Apparently they’re ghosts or something?

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog rp #aki's faller report

JOKER BALATRO?????

WRONG JOKER

what the fuck is even a Balatro

Oh, it's this new indie game that's been getting popular recently. Card-building roguelike where you need to upgrade Poker hands. The Jokers there are upgrades, along with the planet cards and the tarot cards and like. There's a bunch of stuff basically. It gets really busted really quickly if you're good at the game. (I, uh. I'm not.)

#pokeblogging #rotomblr #aki chats

Quick doodle of “Situation That Keeps Happening With These Two”, because obviously I’m not taking a photo. I do Not understand my neighbors. Why are they like this. Why is the kid arguing against magic? And why do they keep arguing about it in the hallway instead of their apartment.

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #aki's faller report #art post

Sorry, someone claimed to be a god?

Uh. Yyyyep. That was a weird one. His name was... Apollo, I think be said? I wonder if he's still in town. He seemed sorta distracted, like. Constantly.

mudkipsandmischief

Apollo. Apollo. You met with somebody, where you are, named Apollo.

I am this close to escaping Kochi. This close. Please, you can’t do this to me. I need to get my life back. I can’t start investigating all of this again.

... You good over there, dude? The Apollo I'm talking about was like. A 17 year old (?) Faller. Curly brown hair, gold eyes, liked to wear green shirts over t-shirts with prints of some dude with wings on fire falling out of the sky.

That's uh, all of his description that I still remember anyway.

#rotomblr #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #aki chats #aki's faller report #//i am describing my headcanon of Lester Apollo Papadopoulos von Trials of Apollo for the record

Wait. Wait wait wait, you don't have a Pokémon partner????

Nope? Is it that weird, people keep being surprised by it.

Uh. Long story short, I was a major pokephobe as a kid, and while I'm not scared of them anymore, I just sorta. I'm used to only having to take care of myself? I know most Pokémon can handle themselves on their own, too, but like. I'm fine without one. If I want to hang out with Pokémon, there's a daycare like ten minutes from campus and they always take volunteers, so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Plus, most Fallers are a lot more at ease with what they see as a "normal person"

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #the ask box

Today on “that’s not a Pokémon”

We have a Mobian! Again. This is the… third, I think? Third. She goes by Ruby, apparently she’s something called a “fox”, whatever that is, and I pointed her in the direction of the others.

mug-and-friends

Oh wow. If Mug met her he would try to start a fight and be so confused 😂

Mobians kinda built like the more domesticated mammal pokemon lines (delphox, lucario, cinderace, etc). Wonder why that is, cause they probably didn't have human selection pressures wherever they come from.... Fun food for thought!

I don't know what human selection pressures are, but apparently there are humans on Mobius. Or, at least one? I have gotten the question "you're not a human like him, right" from two out of three Mobians, so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#aki chats #aki's faller report #rotomblr

Today on “that’s not a Pokémon”

We have a Mobian! Again. This is the… third, I think? Third. She goes by Ruby, apparently she’s something called a “fox”, whatever that is, and I pointed her in the direction of the others.

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog rp #aki's faller report

Sorry, someone claimed to be a god?

Uh. Yyyyep. That was a weird one. His name was... Apollo, I think be said? I wonder if he's still in town. He seemed sorta distracted, like. Constantly.

I aim to overthrow god does that count

… uh. Not exactly, I don’t think so. Taking care of Dialga, as you claim to, on the other hand. Does qualify you for “weird shit involving gods and fallers”.

#rotomblr #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #pokeblog rp #aki's faller report #aki chats

Yeah hi. Guess you’ve run into another one-Hello!

My name’s grace, and I fought god once! :D

~ @trainergraceneedstherapy

... Sorry, what

I - wow I really need to stop being surprised at these stories at some point, after the kid that claimed to be a god. Uh.

Nice to meet you, Grace? I guess? I'm Aki.

trainergraceneedstherapy

Yeahhhhhh, I’m a Hisui Faller. Nice to meetcha Aki, that’s SUCH a cool name!

Thhhanks? I feel like I've heard "Hisui" somewhere before, actually. That's a new one, normally I have no idea where you guys came from.

trainergraceneedstherapy

I mean I’m FROM Unova but y’know—I travel a lot!

Ohhh, you're the type of Faller that comes first on the forms they have to fill out at the Aether offices. From a Pokémon world into a Pokémon world. I mostly run into, uh. The other ones? That aren't from a Pokémon world.

That makes your travels a lot less disorienting, huh!

trainergraceneedstherapy

More like yeeted 200 years into the past by god. Trust me, it is NOT a fun trip! I HAD TO FIGHT FUCKING GIRATINA. TWICE!

... Huh. Yeah, that's a new one. Isn't Giratina supposed to be. Like. A myth teenagers tell each other at slumber parties. Something about mirrors?

Not sure why I'm surprised that's real on top of everything else in the multiverse. But here I am.

trainergraceneedstherapy

Yes it is. So is Arceus, Palkia, Dialga—yeah, yeah they’re all real.

I have Dialga :3

I - see? Wait

I feel like at this point I should mention I usually just add "weird shit that can happen" to my list if it involves Fallers. Uh. Are you one. that made the incredibly poor life choice of joining team rocket for some reason what the fuck

I wouldnt say I'm a Faller. I'm a hybrid though.

Arceus didnt like my magic rock eating habit so i got Hisuied :(

And how I got Dialga was i caught it in Hisui to calm it down and when i released it, bro decided "nah i wanna stay with you" so yeah now i get to feed the literal god of time apple slices for snack time.

Wait I thought that. Being in Hisui makes you a Faller. What

Well i didnt like. fall. I was just Suddenly There.

... You don't have to literally fall into a new place to be a Faller. It's the most common motion, going downwards, but like. Not a must.

#aki chats #rotomblr

I do actually house a lot of fallers where I live. My universe has become a magnet for them at this point. From Kirby, The Legend of Zelda, Hollow Knight and Bendy and the Ink Machine. And that's all for now.

-@skyfire-the-pokemon-biologist

I… those sound like video games, but not ones I’ve heard of before.

Although… hm. I feel like I’ve met a Kirby before? Small, pink thing, I mistook them (never did get their pronouns) for a Jigglypuff someone had done unspeakable things to. Am I on the right track, there?

skyfire-the-watcher

Yeah all of them are video games. But that just comes with the multiverse. Cause one thing may be a game somewhere and exist in reality somewhere else.

And yeah Kirby, round pink gumball looking thing.

Wow, that’s fucky. I wonder if Pokémon is usually a video game, and that’s why the Fallers I meet know what they are, but they’ve never met one?

skyfire-the-watcher

Maybe it is. Could be other things too like a show or a manga. Maybe all three. That'd be cool.

And it would make sense especially if fallers know what Pokemon are but haven't met them.

… it has occurred to me that I can literally just. Ask my new neighbours. I’ll be back - wait no. I can just hold off on posting

Theory Correct! Shinichi used to watch the show ‘when he was younger’ (arc that kid is weird) and Kaito played a few of the games. Apparently those two things don’t have a lot in common apart from the Pokémon themselves, so that’s kinda neat, and the one thing that’s weirdly multiversal (because it’s a thing in my universe, at least,) is the card game? Wild.

#pokeblog rp #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #rotomblr #aki's faller report #aki chats

I do actually house a lot of fallers where I live. My universe has become a magnet for them at this point. From Kirby, The Legend of Zelda, Hollow Knight and Bendy and the Ink Machine. And that's all for now.

-@skyfire-the-pokemon-biologist

I… those sound like video games, but not ones I’ve heard of before.

Although… hm. I feel like I’ve met a Kirby before? Small, pink thing, I mistook them (never did get their pronouns) for a Jigglypuff someone had done unspeakable things to. Am I on the right track, there?

skyfire-the-watcher

Yeah all of them are video games. But that just comes with the multiverse. Cause one thing may be a game somewhere and exist in reality somewhere else.

And yeah Kirby, round pink gumball looking thing.

Wow, that’s fucky. I wonder if Pokémon is usually a video game, and that’s why the Fallers I meet know what they are, but they’ve never met one?

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr #pokeblog rp #aki chats

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