[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[ruinedchildhood]

[thatonepapercut]

Vine… you will be missed

[stephfitblr]

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

[sheenalarson-deactivated2018021]

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[bruce-greenwood]

reblog with the weirdest thing you call your pet in the tags

i’m curious

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

they say that every name has a story

[mushroam]

rip vine pt. 2

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

This is the best vine compilation I’ve ever seen 😂😍🙌

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[unic0rrn-sluts]

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

[fauxfable]

so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

[teainawineglass]

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

[belovedsheith]

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

[37q-archive]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[37q-archive]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

i’m having a stroke

[mistomaxo]

is it taste good?

[37q-archive]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[eva-420]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[porkchopextreme]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

is it taste good?

[plaggnoir]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[surprisebitch]

i’m having a stroke

[oldslskenandore-deactivated2018]

Is it taste good?

[jncos]

[youaremyeverlovin]

[eze-nwaanyi]

Bye

[theweirdwideweb]

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

[younguetoungue]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[glumshoe]

I’m not gay but I think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

[hans-the-liesmith-deactivated20]

I’m not straight but I also think Dwayne Johnson could give a mean shoulder massage.

[glumshoe]

Reblog if you want Dwayne’s Gentle Meaty Hands to knead the lactic acid out of your flesh.

[al-is-on]

LGBT:

Let’s

Get massaged

By

The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[fork-a-nature]

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop