Me: in case anyone is asking for a selfie.
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
The Stonewall Inn
sheepfilms
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Keni

shark vs the universe
Cosmic Funnies

if i look back, i am lost
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
RMH
Mike Driver

bliss lane

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Sweet Seals For You, Always

roma★

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@fallohme4moar
Me: in case anyone is asking for a selfie.
~of course! and always as deep as possible.
I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all
Meanwhile... the scarab (plural):
Bitches will say they want a "fairytale wedding" and then get offended when I show up uninvited and curse their firstborn.
(lol)
I only ever dream of murder when I am the intended victim.................
I have crazy lore apparently
lol, folks don't even know the half of my lore
XD
not about you
lol, even [you] are now part (albeit a very small, nearly infinitessimal part) of my lore. and this post is proof. say thank you. because you're welcome.
🤭👍
I will slay your very soul and it wouldn’t even be a foot note in my legend
HA. my soul is not 'very', its eternal. also it's intangible. tf are you gonna 'slay' it with, queen? your tiny clit dick that you compensate for with misplaced rage? or do you actually posess a greater love for me than I have for you?? because I assure you- I do love you, and nothing else shall even come close to breaching even the metaphysical toroid that is my visible electron shell that you call a body, much less begin to scratch the surface of my everlasting, ætheric being. but hey- at least you are loved. so its really not as bad as you think. 🥳
tired of your corny ass
lol, just another part of my 'lore' 🤭🤙
I have crazy lore apparently
lol, folks don't even know the half of my lore
XD
not about you
lol, even [you] are now part (albeit a very small, nearly infinitessimal part) of my lore. and this post is proof. say thank you. because you're welcome.
🤭👍
I will slay your very soul and it wouldn’t even be a foot note in my legend
HA. my soul is not 'very', its eternal. also it's intangible. tf are you gonna 'slay' it with, queen? your tiny clit dick that you compensate for with misplaced rage? or do you actually posess a greater love for me than I have for you?? because I assure you- I do love you, and nothing else shall even come close to breaching even the metaphysical toroid that is my visible electron shell that you call a body, much less begin to scratch the surface of my everlasting, ætheric being. but hey- at least you are loved. so its really not as bad as you think. 🥳
I have crazy lore apparently
lol, folks don't even know the half of my lore
XD
not about you
lol, even [you] are now part (albeit a very small, nearly infinitessimal part) of my lore. and this post is proof. say thank you. because you're welcome.
🤭👍
I have crazy lore apparently
lol, folks don't even know the half of my lore
XD
I love the ninth doctor because he persists in his silly way despite the horrors™️
-also, he dances!
did you really beam me up?
Bold of you to assume I would not keep all tractor beams locked in at maximum.
me: i need to stop going on reddit there's nothing good there
2 minutes later:
their shells are their actual <exposed> backbones and are thus something of functionary soul antennae~ (and so your tortoise is likely reacting to some sort of unresolved past trauma, or clinging darkness akin to actual demoniac infestation that inhabits the person known as mother.)
i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually
Was made to groove
my man
. . .
I'm moving to the moon
do you know how to get through the firmament?