the low-cal calzone zone

i like music and tv shows

[unreachedgalaxy]

a concept: jake introducing captain holt to queer eye

[quesadelia]

a follow up concept: holt IMMEDIATELY nominating jake for queer eye after watching the series

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[fallout-moon]

i deleted all my dating apps a little over a week ago bc it was becoming toxic for me to keep using them as distractions instead of working through my actual feelings and MAN OH MAN i actually feel a lot better

[fallout-moon]

part of me wants to start watching supernatural again just so i can gush over destiel and feel something again

[cellabrations]

club night idea: mcr’s entire discography in the order of most danceable to most depressing so by the end of the evening you’re crying on the floor to desert song

[mcavoy]

You’re strong, you’re a Kelly Clarkson song, you got this. 

[godwrensatan]

*French tucks my My Chemical Romance shirt into my ripped up jeans* for Tan France

[afairfight]

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

[waxscoralpants]

Animal Crossing GameCube was so heartless. Villagers would randomly paint your roof. It was so hard to make money. One time a villager sold me a mystery item without even asking and took all the money I was carrying. 12 thousand bells. It was a pitfall seed.

[otterscallops-deactivated202203]

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

also. under certain circumstances forgetting to save will get your face taken away

[sailorbamff-deactivated20210108]

You guys are forgetting the best part

[frenchifries]

animals when you’re rude to them in new leaf: haha you’re such a kidder! oh well have a good day!

animals when you’re rude to them on gamecube: haha it’s funny how much of an ugly bitch you are, you absolute degenerate :) i’m going to take everything you love, do you know that? you’ll never be shit. you’re going to die alone in the woods with no one around to even hear your last words :)

[extrajordinary]

Antoni and AJ in Leather: A Thrilling Saga

[queerclouds]

my dumb ass always thought the song went “i guess it rains down in Africa” and i was like damn i guess it do

[bob-belcher]

[buffysummers]

[deegaynolds]

tag urself i’m depressed thot

[jonahsimms]

that’s it, that’s their whole relationship 

[peerieweirdo]

at the end of each ep of queer eye when the dude shows off his new look to his family and friends