fuck you i love you eat a rat

i’m lisa and i’m back

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[official-sonic-team]

there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance

[parkchanwoohoo]

I regret to inform you that I'm fixated on the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience. The AI-generated script generated a villain called The Unknown that's loosely meant to be an evil chocolatier that lives in the walls and was supposed to have been defeated by getting sucked into a vacuum, but because the creators of this Experience had about eleven pounds to work with they told the actor to improvise this. I'm obsessed

[parkchanwoohoo]

Here's a video from the actor who played Wonka talking about the experience

[parkchanwoohoo]

Interview on The Independent

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm Obsessed. Obsessed

[catchymemes]

[masgwi]

Push button for 🐌

[amurita]

Christmas Icons Part 3: Sailor Moon Edition. Feel free to use!

[boyjinx-deactivated20260111]

We need shittable cities (actively maintained public restrooms).

[quesadelia]

[kaoinim]

[lvd2]

holy trinity

[quesadelia]

doing my sacred duty as a butch bisexual (watching revolutionary girl utena for the first time)

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

[theblackparadeisdead]

I've been trying not to call people mean names when I get into arguments so now my default when I get a lil frustrated is to say "babe" which as u might understand is not particularly conducive to customer service

[theblackparadeisdead]

Had a guy piss me off so badly yesterday I called him babygirl

[theblackparadeisdead]

For reference im a scrawny 19 year old girl wearing too much eyeliner and he was a 40 year old man in an American flag carhartt jacket. We were both so surprised the disagreement just ended right there

[silvanister-deactivated20240608]

Fire Emblem Game Survey

Hey there! I'm running a survey to collect some information regarding what Fire Emblem titles the playerbase has played, favourite titles, first & preferred Fates and Three Houses route, spin-off titles played, favourite characters, and some extra fun information.

The survey is short and easy and should take no more than 5-10 minutes to complete.

This survey will be open until October 3rd, 2023 at 00:00 CEST. Results will be published on October 10th, 2023.

Survey link: https://forms.gle/gWmWABqzzqrRzuJY9

Reblogs are hugely appreciated!

[evilphone]

take his ass to margaritaville

[bagelbarr0n]

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

[cuteness--overload]

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[a-sentient-cup]

@official-megumin