3, 2 , 1...we go live

my name is patrick and i love birds

[maniacardigan]

AHJSDJHASJHAF patrick calling pete’s outfit weird with all the vitrol and passion he can muster (x)

[bo0zey]

if frank iero stabbed me in the heart i would literally use my last dying breath to tell him that he looks good today

[lestatsdelioncort]

Bang The Doldrums // Fall Out Boy

[binders-and-beanies]

Andy Hurley (x)

[kimmywilks]

October 3 3013, MTV World Stage, Monterrey Mexico 📸Victor Chavez

[aliengraverobberz]

And I miss you in the June gloom too

[happyfalloutboys]

[petewentzgifs]

[patrickstumpgifs]

[l3earfat]

Vampire hunters + ice cream 🍦 💉

[kisskissfuckshitup]

to people who put antlers and a nose on their car for christmas

you can’t trick me. I know that’s a car. you fool

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[glixbitch]

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

[malevolentepiphany]

working in a grocery store is hell I don’t even start for another 35 minutes and I’ve already had a customer come up to me and ask me why the turkeys are so small this year

[malevolentepiphany]

I don’t fucking know, Karen, I don’t control how big turkeys get I get paid minimum wage

[malevolentepiphany]

[haiikyuus-remade]

tumblr flagged a post of a girl eating berries so fruit is for whores now reblog if youre a fruit eating whore

[heartgemsona]

staff rn:

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

[slimetony]

[succubusboyfriend]

look listen i love capitalism whatever just give me the damn job and stop playing these games with me