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let’s see if this extra cup of coffee makes me good or evil

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

[gordon ramsey in the russian sleep experiment facility] fuck me that's frightening. jesus christ. theyre eating their own flesh. can't blame them i suppose considering the food they serve here

soup-mother

still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

soup-mother

"but it's part of my religion to evangelise"

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 infinite jaguar attack

"but we need to go to Ethiopia (one of the oldest christian countries in the world) to make them the right kind of christian!"

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jaguars

"but..."

🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆 jaguars

soup-mother

"but missionaries bring schools and hospitals to poor countries" that's called humanitarian aid and trying to use humanitarian aid to get religious converts is actually SUPER fucked! hope this helps 🐆🐆🐆

in-sufficientdata

[ID: a painting called Missionary Eaten by Jaguar by Noe Leon (1907). It depicts a Jesuit missionary lying on the ground with a spotted jaguar munching on his chest. end ID.]

bnq

There was a pool 🏊‍♂️ for skeletens 💀 only.

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lost in the sauce 🌷✨

bees stickersheet 🍯🐝🌸

esthermika

batmanego

SHANAH TOVAH!!!!! 🎉 this rosh hashanah please consider including a donation to a palestinian family in need as part of your celebrations! gazafunds is a great resource to use if you’re not sure where to donate. consider also donating an e-sim, or donating to crips for e-sims. please don’t forget the palestinian cause in 5785!