Heavalyn

So, where to? (I have quit making fanfics, sorry to disappoint.)

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I will never not find this line funny

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Luther was on some good shit in that scene

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The good shit was him being brutally slammed into a wooden floor.

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True, he was probably seeing old ben atm

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I will never not find this line funny

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Luther was on some good shit in that scene

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Just finished season 3 of umbrella academy and holy shiiiit

Loved the dancing

But also, damn you Reginald 2.0, I trusted you

I missed Ben ngl

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If looks could kill ♥️✨🔪

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OH MY GOOOOD

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It seems my creativity has drained and any time I try to write anything I just stare at the screen in agony. I'll see you all later..

And by later I mean whenever I'm ready to write iswm!mark and mack fluff again

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Iswm if captain could speak/act on their own before they got interrupted

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Mark: "I SPENT AN ENTIRETY IN HELL REBUILDING THAT STUPID MACHINE AND YOU-"

Captain/Yn: do you not see you built the warped core in the first place?! MAYBE IF YOU SAW HOW DANGEROUS IT WAS YOU'D NEVER USE IT AS A POWER SOURCE!"

Mark: "I..."

Captain/Yn: "*starts going off on how people kept on blaming them for what mark did*"

Iswm: wait this isn't how this is supposed to go-

Captain/Yn: "shut the fuck up-"

Mark: "who are you talking to???"

Captain/Yn: "No, because bye *uses wormhole device that was somehow there again to go back to see Yancy*"

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Wug: "would you like a cookie?"

Captain/Yn: "*stops themself from saying no* ofcourse, I'd love one wug"

Wug: *happy noise*

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Yancy: *performing 'the last goodbye'*

Wormhole device: ok say bye bye now

Captain/Yn: No.

Wormhole device: Wait wha- *gets ripped off of the captain's hand and thrown onto the window, which breaks the window in the process*

Captain/Yn: *jumps on the table and through the window while yancy and the others stop their performance in confusion and shock*

Captain/Yn: *hugs yancy and cries*

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Yancy he is everything

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I want to hug.

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<<Part 1: here

(Rewritten.)

Where'd our captain go?

[Summary: You get transported into another universe where mark and mack are there and they both have a huge crush on you]

(Pairings: Mark x reader, Mack x reader, Wliford x reader if u squint hard enough.)

{Setting: ISWM part 1, but with mack...and a special guest.}

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The captain was nowhere to be seen today, which was weird because they've always been around the ship checking on minor problems that have happened. This immediately set off an alarm in the two head engineer's heads (ironic..) as they started looking for the captian together, having short lived fights along the way, only stopping because they didnt find the captain in the room.

The whole crew also thought about this, it was weird and unsettling as the halls were now quiet without the captain praising every accomplishment they made. Everyone was uncomfortable and just wanted the captian back.

"In some other universe..."

The captain looked around the decorated room with confusion. First their portable wormhole device doesn't work and now it sucks them into a wormhole in the middle of their comfortable sleep? The captain wasn't even surprised at the fact that wilford was the one who set up the room, yet they were angry at him. "Why did you do that?.." the Captain sleepily asked the energetic man-- who was quite the opposite of what the captain was right now. "Because! Our meeting is now!" Wilford said happily.

"But I thought it wasn-" The captain was about to make a point before they got cut off by a finger to the mouth and wilford quickly making shush noise. They gave in as they were still sleepy, sitting on the couch that seemingly just appeared there. "I did want to say. What's with...those two other people you've been with?," Wilford asked about Mark and Mack, well the captain thought he was asking about them and they were right.

"There's nothing special between us. We are friends." They stated with a serious tone, they were in a bad mood, they did just get sucked by a wormhole into a room which made them dizzy as hell.

Wilford laughed like one of those silly villian side-kicks and quickly pulled out a notebook. Ofcourse he took the captain's words for granted and quickly crossed out a doodle he made of both of the men, then he proceeded to put a heart next to a doodle of the captain and him.

A portal appeared the second he pulled his head up to look at you. Wilford took a knife out of his pocket that the Captain swore wasn't there before. Wilford went to stab the portal but the captain stopped him before he could. "Wilford I am very tired of both your shit and just generally so let me go home," captain groaned. Wilford just rolled his eyes playfully and booped the captain's nose. "You better visit!" Wilford stated. The captain nodded lazily and jumped into the wormhole.

Oh wilford was gonna miss the captain yes, but Mack and Mark were probably having a heart attack.

"In your universe...."

Oh Mark and Mack WERE having heart attacks. They convinced themselves their captain just went outside to check something (with the space suit on) but it has been 35 minutes and that is way too long for someone to be outside in space. Especially if it's the captain.

The captain got 'softly' thrown on the ground (if that even exists) of the air lock with their space suit on. Weird, they recalled being in the storage room sleeping peacefully. (Plot...) The captain excited the air lock their head engineers looking like hurt puppies. Mark immediately hugged their side while also asking why they were gone for so long, while Mack just stared at them longingly. The captain knew both of them had crushes on them yes, but they did want to mess with both of them for a bit. It wouldn't hurt much. They quickly grabbed Mack's arm, making him grab their shoulder and arm for support.

The captain repeatedly petted Mark on the head because...who wouldn't, making him all flustered but he still held dear on to his captian. Mack was even more red than Mark. He kept telling himself he had an image to uphold around the crew and colonists but the crew wasn't here anyways so who's to say how he should act?

As the touch-starves man he is, he leaned in to the captain's touch and all of his stress immediately went away. It was like peace after the storm.

And it was worth it.

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I've thought about how I wrote yandere Mack alot. Like a hell of alot. And while listening to Mitski I went "I like my yandere boys possessive but flustered and shy when the one they're obsessed with starts flirting with them." I didnt say it out loud but I thought about it.

So....imma just...*clickety clack clickety clack*

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touch starved people reblog this

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Ahhahahahhahhhhhhahagahahahahayahgejd.f.f.r.ekeeeidydiwiedoeheoe.....dmmfjrieofje

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I'm sorry, but the Captian and assigned you a life role of "ASSHAT!"

//rant//

ISWM!Mark x reader

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Ahhahahahah enemies to lovers.

When you and mark first met you despised each other, while you looked out for the colonists, he instead built an unstable ship which you so gladly pointed out the second you got there. Usually both of you would steer clear of each other, Mark would be with Mark and you would be with you, it's not that hard.

But when you bump into each other it just kinda turns into a mess. One time you wanted to prank Mark so you changed his role from head engineer to "asshat!" And then forgot about it.

In a life threatening situation this kinda just pops up when mark tries to order the captain around and the computer goes "I'm sorry, people with the role of 'ASSHAT!' Cannot order the captain around."

Mark just kinda looks at you like, "what."

And ur like, "oops, lol."

The crew had legit enough of your banter and while you were sleeping, took your fingerprints to open your tablet and changed Mark's role to "lover<3"

When there was a problem in cryo the whole crew except you and mark were gone and you both sighed in disappointed as you and mark had to fix another problem together, AGAIN.

To be honest Mark was still kinda bummed you assigned him the life role of "ASSHAT!" so he wanted to speak to you about that.

While fixing the leak in cryo he kinda just makes this long dramatic sigh and whines until you finally notice him

"Caaaaaptainnnn!!!" , "oh my God, what."

Then he kinda just whines about him having the life role of asshat then the computer kinda just corrects him (because computer ships them both...duh..) like "I'm sorry but that is incorrect. You were assigned the life role of 'lover<3' by the captain themselves."

And then you both kinda just stare at each other

And then mark starts laughing

And then u smack him in the face

And then he hugs u outta nowhere

Turns out he likes u

And the reason he always fought with u was bcuz he wanted to spend time with u

And ur like "spend time with me fighting? Smh u could've just asked"

And then mark is like "ohhh"

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Mack, let go.

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“I think you lost all interest in this world. You were disappointed and discouraged, and lost interest in everything. So you abandoned your physical body. You went to a world apart and you’re living a different kind of life there. In a world inside you.”

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84

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Ah, felt.

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<<part 2: here

I realize, I'm hypnotized.

[Summary: You get transported into a universe with both Mark and Mack, and they both have a tiny..huge crush on you.]

{Setting: ISWM part 1, but with Mack}(Pairing: Mark x reader, Mack x reader)

<Chapter 1 of ???>

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It's been a while since you got transported into a new universe. The portable wormhole device seems to have stopped working after you accidentally stubbed your toe and broke it. But today was quite different. Walking around the empty halls of the invincible II, you feel a slight pulling at the back of your shirt, turning around only to see a wormhole. This one was glitching between blue and red, but before you can even have a choice, you get sucked into the wormhole. Just your luck. You woke up in another cryo pod. You punched the wall slightly as the door made a silent hiss sound, you realized before that punching the wall opens the door, what a sad design. To your surprise, there was not only 1 but 2 other cryo pods in the bridge.

Both of them made a silent hiss sound before Mark and what seemed to be a Walmart version of Mark stepped out of the cryo pod. Before you could even say a word both of the men quickly went to you and asked if you were ok and if you were hurt in any way, well that was Mark, the other man which you now knew as Mack just kind of looked at you worriedly when Mark wasn't looking. 'Huh, so in this dimension I have two head engineers, and someone actually cares about m- cough.'

"I'm....ok." you answered Mark's questions, your voice came out a bit broken and raspy which both of the males noticed. Mark quickly motioned to Mack as the man rolled his eyes and told Mark, "You can't tell me what to do," which in return, Mark just scoffed. However after looking at you Mack quickly exited the room to go get a glass of water. How sweet.

Mark stayed by your side, waiting for Mack to come back.

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It's been a few weeks and you rarely had to do anything, although you helped with easy fixes and not-so-easy fixes from time to time and checked the systems daily, it seems as if Mark and Mack were more than willing to do your chores. It was weird at first but you just let them do their things, you always remembered to praise them right after they fix whatever you were supposed to fix, just because they were willing to do it for you doesn't mean it was easy.

Plus, the praises always seemed to put them in a better mood.

(Sorry this was a short chapter :( I feel rlly fucking down rn and i have homework due tomorrow. I'll try to make the chapters after this longer.)

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Remember when I said I felt rlly down in the dumps today and probably wont post? Well I lied fucker. If I feel like shit, you're gonna feel like shit with me.

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Hug me closer

[Summary: the captain had had a terrible day, truly terrible. But it seems as if fate led Mark to a crying captain.]

[ISWM!Mark x reader]

(Tw: Badly written angst. Like rlly badly written. Crying. Overworked. Idk if those are triggers but I'll still put them. Duh!)

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To say today was a stressful day for you was an understatement, you were ready to cry when there was another leak in cryo. Ofcourse Celci helped you fix the issue with no problem but when the alarms rang the only thing you could hear was your own sigh of disappointment and the feeling of crying building up inside of you. You were practically already tearing up once you exited cryo. The whole crew didn't notice you were on your last straw that day, and so did the ship. There was another alarm, ADS had gone offline again. Which you let out a painful sob in response. Gunther was already there to your surprise, thank God Gunther was here or else you would've just let the lazers shoot you.

The problem was fixed in no time, but to you and your loud beating heart it felt like an eternity. After exiting the room you swore your legs almost gave up under you but thankfully the door was there to support you. Some of the crew worried, especially Gunther (as mark wasn't there in the moment, he was fixing another broken door.), however you just waved them off, making some excuse about a hard day at work, which was true but it was more than just 'a hard day at work'.

You ran to the storage room, you always went there whenever you felt overwhelmed about everything and just wanted peace. Thankfully no one was outside of the storage room. You placed your gloves hand on the scanner (thank mark as he updated the gloves), the door slid with a quiet hiss, as if it was scared to make any other noise.

You lazily walked over to your usual spot which was at the darkest corner of the room. And as if on cue, right after you sat down on the floor you burst out crying. The build up in your chest was slowly pouring itself out on your gloved hands.

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'I saw captain going in here...' Mark thought as he heard a faint sobbing on the other side of the door. 'I don't want to disturb them.' Mark let out a long sigh as he took 3 steps away from the door before rapidly moving to the hand scanner next to it. Placing his gloved hand on the scanner he quietly thanked himself for the gloves.

The door let out another silent hiss as you quickly tried to compose yourself but just ended up breaking down more. No thoughts filled your head as the only thing you could hear was the loud sobbing coming from you and rapidly approaching footsteps.

"Captain?..," Mark let out as he placed his hand on your shoulder. You flinched but leaned into it after a few seconds. Mark looked worriedly at you, confused but he also knew what to do. Sitting next to you on the hard cold floor. You swore you saw his face glow faintly.

You quickly apologized for how 'disgusting' you looked and how you should've been a better captain for everyone. Mark quietly shuffled closer and finally hugged you, he apologized for not noticing sooner and also cried right after, he didn't like seeing his captain cry after all.

The room was filled with apologies directed to each other until it stopped and you could only hear faint sobbing.

You are my our captain after all.

You could only carry so much.

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Sorry I cant take your touch :(..

I'm reserved for Steven grant

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Is my ass phat or do i just carry too much personal trauma.... but in my ass?

Reblog if you thicc as fuck but emotionally :((

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