This is all canon. Bill Finn told me himself.

felt the need to compile all my ideas into one space, yknow? submissions are open!

[i-need-to-fuck-that-old-man]

Who do YOU need to fuck?

Old Snake (Metal Gear Solid

Marvin (Falsettos)

Voting ended onMar 1, 2023

[false-falsettos]

Trina: Are we really going to let Jason keep that thing?

Whizzer: We kept Marvin.

[false-falsettos]

Whizzer: Marvin is the most despicable man I have ever met in my life.

Whizzer: I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time.

[stagnantheart]

are there any active falsettos blogs of artists/writers/memers/fun fellas… all the good blogs I’ve found have been inactive since like 2019 hello where r u guys 😭💔

[false-falsettos]

Jason: I miss Whizzer.

Mendel: Well, you still have me.

Jason: It's not the same! I can talk to Whizzer about things I can't talk to you about.

Mendel: Like what?

Jason: The annoying things you do.

[false-falsettos]

Whizzer: I've done something bad, and I need someone to listen without judgment or criticism.

Trina: And you came to me?

[false-falsettos]

Whizzer: Hmm, do you have any fours?

Marvin: Whizzer, we're playing chess.

Whizzer: Ah, right.

Whizzer: Was it Colonel Snow in the pantry with a candle stick?

Marvin: Do you even know how to play chess?

Whizzer: Of course I do.

Whizzer: Ooh, gin!

[false-falsettos]

Jason: So, how's the hideously inappropriate crush on my mom going?

Mendel: Really good, really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now.

[false-falsettos]

Whizzer, attempting to impart wisdom onto Jason: Marry someone who looks sexy when disappointed.

Marvin: Whizzer.

Whizzer: See?

[false-falsettos]

Marvin: We were called into the principal's office a week before Jason's graduation.

Whizzer: That can only mean one of two things. Either our kid is getting valedictorian--

Whizzer: Or they're giving an award for sexiest step-dad.

Marvin: ...We're both really proud parents.

[false-falsettos]

Whizzer: Hey, Marv? My sister can't come to Jason's birthday party this weekend, she's gonna be in Chicago.

Marvin: Oh, that's incredible, what part is she playing?

Whizzer: The city of Chicago.

[false-falsettos]

Marvin: How did you get so smart?

Jason: I've always assumed adoption or baby-switch.

[false-falsettos]

Mendel: So, what's the plan?

Marvin: Why are you all looking at me?

Mendel: You're the idea person.

Marvin: So I'm the only one who can ever come up with a plan? That's a lot of pressure.

Charlotte: And also the complaining person.

Marvin: That part I don't mind.

[false-falsettos]

Marvin: Mendel, buddy! Just the guy I was looking for.

Marvin: See, I've got a problem.

Mendel: Well, let me guess. You're self-centered, you're vain, you're disgustingly rich--

Mendel: Did you just call me buddy?

[false-falsettos]

Marvin: Jason, do not make me come up there and be a parent!

Jason: FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!

[false-falsettos]

Marvin: I am my own person.

Marvin: I listen to no one.

Marvin: I make the rules.

Marvin: I am the supreme leader.

Marvin: What I say, goes.

Marvin: I am the most powerful person in the entire world.

Whizzer: Hey, Marv, c'mere for a sec?

Marvin: ....Fine.

[false-falsettos]

Jason: I can't do this shit!

Whizzer: What did I tell you about using that word?

Whizzer: Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.