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This blog is amazing. Can we draw some of these?

Of course! Please just credit the blog after you do and tag me so I can see them 💗

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Vanessa: Just so you know, if you go to prison, I won't wait for you.

Fisk: You won't have to, I'll escape. We both know this.

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hi! love the blog :) do you take submissions?

I’m going to open up submissions soon, so get your completely 100% real daredevil quotes ready, guys! (Disclaimer: I probably won’t post every single one, but if it meets my very low standard for humor, it’ll be posted! 👍)

((also thank you very much, it means to world))

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Foggy: That's one of my biggest fears.

Matt: What is?

Foggy: That if I ever, like, woke up as a doughnut...

Matt: You would eat yourself?

Foggy: I wouldn't even question it.

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Fisk: [with his back turned, admiring art] You've been avoiding me, Vanessa.

Vanessa: How do you do that with your back turned?

Fisk: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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When I pray, and sometimes I do, I pray to myself. I pray that I can pull myself through, and if I’m lucky, I answer myself.

Matt Murdock

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Danger is my middle name... but I spell it M-I-C-H-A-E-L.

Matt Murdock

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Ben: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Karen: That's a genius move.

Ben: Thanks.

Karen: You're welcome, Dan.

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Wesley: You know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this.

Fisk: I agree. Except replace "non" with "extremely" and after the word "violent" include the phrase "blood explosion extraordinaire".

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Not to overstate, but I'm definitely going to die alone and work is all I have.

James Wesley

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Ben: So, how long have you two been together?

Karen: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Foggy and I are not together. No, no.

Foggy: Really? Sixteen "no"s? Really?

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Foggy: So you lied to me?

Matt: That depends on how you define lying.

Foggy: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Matt: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

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I feel like I want to murder someone, and also I want soft pretzels.

Wilson Fisk

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Matt: Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop.

Foggy: Matt!

Matt: HE STABBED ME FIRST!

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Madame Gao: Wilson, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Fisk: I didn't. You just came in here and started talking.

Madame Gao: I don't have time for a history lesson.

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Fisk: What is this feeling?

Wesley: Could it be love?

Fisk: I know what an erection feels like, Wesley.

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Here's the plan: We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us.

Matt Murdock