the lamest guy you know

mel 🍂 they/them, regular about so many things (polar, asoiaf, classics, historical & medieval fantasy)

[witherrredproductions]

New VSMP fan series coming soon!!

First video will be released on the 20th of January!

Stick around for the cast reveal! 🩸⛓️‍💥

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

The lesser known and oft forgotten scurvy gap relationship

[archivistorage]

save me rescue au save me

[falsedflowers]

ssoooo... anyone else going to the detroit terror camp meetup in december or is it just #me

[pregnancy-terror-tournament]

whos the most PREGNABLE?

Solomon Tozer

James Fitzjames

Thomas Hartnell

Voting ended onSep 16, 2025

[kcd-cozy-and-soft-fanart]

Sadly forgot about this one, because i did it two weeks ago 🥲

[mythosphere]

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

[biocrafthero]

diagram of using social media

[lualuadraw]

currently watching merlin bbc for the first time

[nextstopparis]

“i asked chatgpt—”

ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now

[kathrenax]

[kathrenax]

wipwipwip

my boyyyys

[rebvilla]

I want you to be the one that I come home to

[hiekka]

A withered floure needeth naught

I think alot about how throughout his arc Henry both gains and loses agency in becoming a soldier. And how he as a person gets lost to many characters as a tool, and to himself as a vessel of revenge.

I also like to think that the events of kcd1 and kcd2 take wayyyy longer than they canonically do. So I wanted my kcd1 Henry to look younger </3

[rebvilla]

I want you to be the one that I come home to

[rednightmare18]

hans: henry i want you to know i care about you.... even if I don't always show it :( because of feudalism :(

hans, two minutes ago: --and then I'm going to build you a BIG BIG castle and make you the boss of the castle and i'll give you two estates and I'll build you a little blacksmith habitat in the castle and everyone's going to write ballads about you and sing them forever and ever. here i got you this bow and these spurs and i made a chew toy for your fucking disgusting dog whom i really don't mind i swear. i don't like your clothes, i want you to wear mine instead, no it has to be MY clothes it's very important for various reasons. and henry? don't text sam back okay. okay? obviously you're coming with me to every event, also carry this shield with my colors because it's critical that people know you & me go together. your bed is like all the way downstairs that's super far you can just sleep in my room with me it's fine. here's my keys in case you want to just like come over anytime. if anything happened to you i'd kill myself. henry are you listening. henry do you need money

[kathrenax]

devil's den shenanigans