Lost Boy

Minnesota | Russell Found the love of my life, Jess

[gonebynow]

I have this planner with these absolutely ridiculous pages with like “motivational” quotes on them that are just these bullshit things like “Let your heart sing” and “Always believe in your dreams”

and like that’s always struck me as such meaningless bullshit, I’ve always hated those. They’ve never had that element that truly motivates me.

So, I took matters into my own hands and I made my own artsy motivational wallpapers. Enjoy.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

have i seriously lived long enough to experience the resurgence of demotivational posters’s natural evolution into shitposting motivationals

[feministism]

[swiftlywiththefoxes-deactivated]

January 2019:

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of tweets, part 12

(the series)

[ithelpstodream]

[sorry-say-that-again-blog]

Hearing aid: *does battery beep*

Me: “It has some more time”

*two hours later*

Hearing aid: *dies*

Me:

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[themoonisupsidedown]

Source:Nerdgasmic

[4gifs]

[officialjiggly]

this guy would survive in movies

[thenarator]

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

[ambrister-deactivated20140817]

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

[a-lemon-tree-blog]

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

[pearlmarley]

This whole post is GOLD

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

The girl deserved to be kicked in the face tbh.

[datmemesboi]

We live in a society

[quietgirl556]

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

This was an experience.

[jayce]

[jessiexnim]

B E V E R A G E

[daily-garfield]

07/23/83

[marblepebble]

WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT

[corporateespionage]

Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.

[king-of-the-heel-deactivated201]

UR JOKING

[corporateespionage]

[regenerative-farming]

What the fuck

[reddyrabbit]

Incorrect. Jim Davis has gone on record saying that the Halloween strips were a nightmare. This is also supported by OUR Garfield being canonically Garfield’s overall 8th Life.

As told in “Garfield: His 9 Lives”, Garfiled was born behind an Italian Resturant, was caught eating the Lasagna, was placed in the same pet shop as Odie (Who was established as being Garfield’s eternal rival through all his lives), and was adopted by Jon. Garfield will live long enough to see his GrandKittens.

Also, as for Garfield’s amazing powers that you constantly see here and elsewhere?

That’s what God looks like at the beginning of “Garfield: His 9 Lives”.

Garfield is, canonically, an Avatar of God.

[ftagn]

Garfield is an eldritch being, pass it on!

[the-fury-of-a-time-lord]

no really what the fuck

[traegorn]

I always love seeing people react to how insane the Garfield canon is.

[comicstripcritic-deactivated201]

what. What. WHAT. WHHHAAAAAAATTTT?!?!

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[elefantes-de-muchos-colores]

[sizvideos]

[hmasfatty]

(x)

Some light in the darkness that is Gaming news right now

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Bless this man

[mengs-mullet]

[julius-novachrono]

I just witnessed a stone cold murder

[wonderwomangrad]

[anormaux]

[gdaymer]

is that butter

[ibnuprofen-deactivated20141007]

no it’s stonehenge

[polidics-deactivated20190402]

I can’t believe it’s not butter