Proud Plant Parent

• they/them • '01 • A collection of things I find funny, interesting & pretty (as well as my fandoms)

[kosmogrl]

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[thewickedwilds]

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

[millenianthemums]

some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:

“many such cases”

“we love/hate to see it”

“honestly, work”

“many are saying this”

“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”

“you conjure a beautiful world”

[afeelgoodblog]

Real gentleman.

[winterkills2006]

happy 1st of october now where's the anne of green gables quote

[winterkills2006]

anne you were so real ever since the 1900s

[redstonedust]

i think all humans crave Play Time because we are animals that need enrichment. but its a shame a lot of adults only embrace Play Time after consuming twice their reccomended alcohol intake yknow.

[kittydealer]

u/Wolfmantastic

[dogpuppy]

[beardedmrbean]

[creekfiend]

the phenomenon where people are so alienated from their own needs that they interpret those needs not being met as a personal moral failing is a societal emergency. in my opinion.

this is one of the pieces of cognitive dissonance that the perpetuation of capitalism rests on, in fact.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i want a mysterious source of income

[fulgurbugs]

i like this photo because it looks like i just told clefable we’re letting her go from her job were she’s been a loyal and dependable employee for 20 years

[sacred-portal]

[atlasisreal]

they already peaked with the lighter lighter so. it's all clowns and hardware from here

[thebelchers]

[strangewomanlover-deactivated20]

[retrospektiw-deactivated2024081]

still laughing my ass off to this

[offslime]

Video ID: Weird Al and Eminem sitting in fancy room. Al: I was a little bit nervous about do this interview Eminem: Relax, Guy! I like gay men, you know? Al: That’s great, but, I- I’m not gay. Eminem: I don’t believe that. ID end.

[pray-er-humunculus]

#I think this is a skit they wrote, theyre both in on it.

[punkrorschach]

this is a show weird al did where he took other interviews and edited it together with his parts. everything eminem says is real and unscripted, its just in response to an entirely different conversation.

[guerrillatech]

[hyde-the-toad-bard]

God I'm sorry I didn't mean to leave pre-crime all over the place oh this is gross