Fammi Capire

Stuff & Things.

[startrekgreebles]

1976 Random House Star Trek Valentines

[regexkind]

I think that when we tell teenagers that their lives will be over if they don't have the most perfect possible trajectory through the education system, that this is, perhaps, if I may be bold, not good for them,

[leviathan-supersystem]

I get how the whole "listening to music as a dick-measuring contest for who can listen to the most obscure band" thing can get grating sometimes but I don't think people realize just how vital that phenomenon is for new up and coming bands to get a foot in the door. it's understandable to be annoyed by hipsterism but unless you want all music to be industry plants and former child stars you're just going to have to accept it as part of the social ecosystem.

[leviathan-supersystem]

most of your friends probably won't go around hyping up your amateurish self-released bandcamp project, but you know who will? the most insufferable hipster jackass you'll ever meet.

[leviathan-supersystem]

[your best friend playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah haha this is my friend's band... i know it's kinda weird and rough around the edges but i'm kinda into it... if you're not tho i'll turn it off.

[pretentious music guy you've never met before playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah so i found this on bandcamp and it completely blew me away, no one is making music like this today, it's so raw and experimental and interesting, i can't believe they only have 3 listeners on spotify, they're brilliant, frankly if you don't like this music you should kill yourself,

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: Instagram

[deepvoidchaos]

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[myusernameisproblematic]

Sea squirts are born with a backbone, nervous system, and body, which they use in childhood to swim around and feed. But, when they reach adulthood they fuse onto a rock and moult, discarding their nervous system and most of their body! Some scientists believe that we are all descended from a group of sea squirt-like creatures that mutated into not ditching their spine.

[camerapits]

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[rem-ir]

the reason why people in Ankh-Morpork speculate that Vetinari is dating Margolotta, but people in Bonk-Schmaltzberg don’t speculate that Margolotta is dating Vetinari is that Vetinari leads a very chaste lifestyle and no one knows for sure that he’s gay, but Margolotta is out there in Überwald openly letting any woman in a nightgown enter her castle.

[rem-ir]

Margolotta has been the epicentre of Überwald lesbian drama for at least three generations

[rem-ir]

Angua, to Vimes: oh, you met the countess? She used to date my aunts.

Vimes: which aunt?

Angua: All of them, come to think of it. But not at the same time.

[rem-ir]

You: Ankh-Morporker making a comment about the assumed relationship between our leaders

Me: perplexed Bonk citizen frantically cloogling (clacks googling) to find out how I missed the election of a woman to the patricianate

[fatsexybitch]

Oh no I stayed up too late so intead of just poking me w his nose Chino is now using his whole snout to lift up and flop one of my tits

[callmebliss]

Logically I assume Chino is a pet but associatively I’m picturing the dude from West Side Story

[catchymemes]

[feelingsoftheday]

Feeling unwanted changes you a lot.

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

A British writer? 

PTERRY THE BRITISH WRITER?!

[wilwheaton]

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[duckdotcom]

gonna dox the pope

[marmalarts]

hello my hand is gonna fall off

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[camilicy]

He’s on an adventure 🌧️🐱

[lesbianaglaya]

devastating that you can live somewhere and then move away and someone else moves in and they live there and you don’t live there anymore but you lived there once

[wetchickenbreast]

i love talking to people in real life and being like “oh yeah i have instagram but i don’t really use it… i don’t have facebook or tiktok or anything like that either… idk i just don’t want to waste my life on social media, i prefer to live in the moment” and then i go home and spend 12 hours a day on tumblr

[ice-block]

It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc