✨Fan #2’s Palooza!🪭✨

Hey there! I’m Fan #2 and I have an addiction to this site ദ്ദി(;ᗜ;) Follow for rambles! ꉂ (˙◁˙ (ii roleplay acc)

[fan2spaloozablog]

Hello there, internet! My name is Fan, or Fan #2, as I am the 2nd Fan clone in the known object multiverse.

You may recognize me from the @thatcharacterthingy blog!! I used to be in charge of that for a short while, but now i’ve moved here, to my own independent blog :D Did ya miss me? I sure hope so!!

Anyways, here’s a little bit about me (aka some Fun Fan Facts for ya! ;D):

-I use he, they, she, it, and any other lovely assortment of pronouns or neopronouns you can think of! (The most common are xe/xir, zip/zey, and fun/funs.)

-I am genderfluid and a proud bisexual homosapien.

-I have both ADHD and its non-hyper variant, ADD.

-My hobbies include theorizing, drawing, blogging (though i have yet to do some more of that), spending time with my buddies, updating the II wiki (I’m its number one contributor, trust me!), making crafts and Kandi, and occasionally, music. Pretty much anything that involves my laptop. xD

-I am a moderator/founder and ex-co-host of the FFF (Fun Fan Fanatics) club, aka my pride and joy.

-I quite enjoy yuri and yaoi, which is perfect since I seem to be surrounded by it on a daily!

-My favorite band is Spoiled Lemon, as you can probably tell by my most replayed song being “A Party” on my Spotify Wrapped…over 3 years in a row and counting! That may concern some of my close friends, but come on, we all have that one song that becomes our life so we HAVE to play it on repeat 20 times in a row, right…? please tell me i’m not the only one…

Now, with that out of the way, here is my basic DNI list:

-Any homophobia or transphobia.

-Any racism.

-Any overly conservative religious people. (No offense to your religion, just to anyone in it with a rude nature.)

-Any supporters of the deadly orange with a blonde wig. He freaks me out and puts WAYYYY too many people in danger. Also, overall, he scares me and I don’t like him. Is that too much? I’m not sorry about that

-Any p3dophiles, l0licons, or z00philes. Nobody likes a diddler. Keep your hands in your pockets. >:[

-JACK. Sorry, I prefer my murders in horror movies, not my local community.

Spam bots. You guys suck.

Anyone else here goes, pretty much, unless I forgot more groups of awful people. Just try to be kind and don’t doxx me, ok? I’d like my slight fear of the internet to be toned town just a little bit more.

Finally, what will I be posting on this blog?

Whatever! My daily life if I’d like to share it, spicy conspiracy theories, things i’m working on, pretty much anything I’d bug Ballooniplier (go follow his blog @balloonipliers-audience-asks) about! xD

I hope you enjoy reading the things I have to say, and overall, support this blog!! ^^ Just treat me as not just an extremely headcanony version of Fan from Inanimate Insanity, but simply your average fellow Tumblr addict. :]

I wanted to finish off by putting my blinkie/graphic collection here, but I’m quickly doing this on my phone and the 10 image limit + resizing is too infuriating for me, so bye! :D

(here’s Fan #2’s ref sheet btw!! /ooc)

[slayvideos]

[unicornedup]

⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧mutuals? i follow back!

[tungster24]

she keeps stealingf the fjuckhking balenket

[balloonipliers-audience-asks]

Get yourself a friend group of lesbians because I’ll be jammin out singing S&M during kareoke night and Bow will just start rapping They Like The Way I Grind on top of it and then from there it becomes the most heavenly song mashup domino effect you’ve ever heard

[yaghoulishgalbow]

I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOW IM AYESHA AND BITCH I GET DOWN

[tacothebritish]

GIMMIE GIMMIE MORE GIMMIE MORE GIMMIE GIMMIE MORE

[fan2spaloozablog]

SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANSSS BOOTS WITH THE FURRR WITH THE FURRR

[fan2spaloozablog]

you exist? wow. what a shocker.

what? surprised by the pun? don't be bolting over to shut me up. i don't plan on doing so any time soon.

I bet you would be utterly struck with confusion as to how I’m left un-blazed by those lighting puns.

Would hate to Rain On Your Charade.

[fan2spaloozablog]

I have one question for you…

do u no da wae?

(Elite ball reference caught! Take this gif I found >:D)

[fan2spaloozablog]

I suck at ask ideas but uhm uh what’s your favorite bug/creature 'O—O Also that random person that asked about your craziest theory sounds really cool and hot and should probably get fiddy buks? I’m making a petition.org thing just uh ignore the fact that there’s only one pledge…

Someone forgot to turn on Anon~ ♪ ;]

I’d say crickets! Loud as fuck, but iconic. They can either add to the scenery or change it drastically. Or stickbugs. The perfect example of everyone seeing you, but never actually seeing you at all for what you are, unless they have a good eye. Symbolic!

I can’t really choose, but I thought I’d bring these two to light since I could think of a good analogy for each :]

As for the dollars thing… sorry I can’t donate I’m kinda broke right now😔

[fan2spaloozablog]

What be your craziest theory(s)? I mean the types that only one in a hundred would accept :3

First Tumblr Ask on this account. Huzzah!

I had the ENTIRE long-ass answer to this and then I lost the draft. Wonderful. ;—;

To summarize:

My biggest theory methinks was the one I shared with Paintbrush in II17, however, here’s my most recent:

The pests that invade your house every summer and winter are part of an elaborate system where the bugs (ants, mosquitoes, flies) get advice on where to find the good stuff from the rat/mouse mafia that’s always in your walls and vents. If the job is not done correctly and/or they don’t get their share of whatever is scavenged, war is waged between the two, which is why you might hear scratching in the walls. No one on Inanimate Island will believe me, but I promise you, it’s gotta be true. As I can remember, I said in that draft, “I don’t understand why on an island of talking objects, the INSECTS are going unquestioned”.

Also, I’ve heard Mic’s pills have been coming alive. Taco has described several occurrences through many stories, but me and Cabby are currently investigating it for ourselves for further confirmation.

[evbobevisgoinginsane]

[fan2spaloozablog]

I’m sorry what one thing at a time please

@fujoshicabby WHAGWH😭😭

[bean--fan-of-fan-ii]

today I drew all of the ii chars 🥹🥹

actually I lied it's missing a few like the s4 newbies and also cobs but idc I hate cobs and could NOT be bothered to draw the s4 newbies 😂😂 also I forgot alive box but it's ok cuz I was showing this to sm1 who hasn't watched all of s2 yet 🗣🗣

ships I snuck in : teddybell, fantube, knickle, bow x marshmallow x apple (gotta love my poly ships), saltpep, and tacomicsoap (tacomic mention 🤤🤤)

also corky my goat 😨😨

more stuff below 🥺🥺

more stuff 🔥🔥

my partner gave me the AMAZING idea to give the phones cat ears so I did that (MePad included ofc)

yay 🤑🤑

[fan2spaloozablog]

I really hit the “ ‘:D” on this one! Neat! <3

[stressedsnake]

Rb if you want all the hcs people have about you in your inbox

[golden-cabby]

I paused my inanimate insanity to be here

[thatcharacterthingy]

oh LEGOLAND you beautiful beautiful thing. so many lore connections, accuracies, inaccuracies, and inconsistencies at the same time🥹

[fan2spaloozablog]

(Adding onto my last post, which was a very important reblog)

I personally think we really need to STOP using the term “discord mod” for grown-ass men with neckbeards that tell 13 year old girls they need to “behave for alpha daddy”. That is a predator.

A Discord moderator is someone elected by the owner(s) of a server to make sure all members are following the server rules, and if they aren’t, to kick, ban, or time them out, chosen through applications or personal decision.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, INTERNET.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

[fan2spaloozablog]

25 reblogs! Thanks everybody! :D

[fan2spaloozablog]

(Adding onto my last post, which was a very important reblog)

I personally think we really need to STOP using the term “discord mod” for grown-ass men with neckbeards that tell 13 year old girls they need to “behave for alpha daddy”. That is a predator.

A Discord moderator is someone elected by the owner(s) of a server to make sure all members are following the server rules, and if they aren’t, to kick, ban, or time them out, chosen through applications or personal decision.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, INTERNET.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

[bean--fan-of-fan-ii]

I like Fan II alot and I wanna yap abt it soo

also I slept 19 hours send help 😭😭😭

so Fan isn't js a discord mod or the wiki updator like some ppl make him out to be ‼️‼️

he actually has character

he was made to be a Fan of the show, making him very observant

so in S4 ep 1, as shown, he doesn't feel great about there being no show, as he was made to be a fan of it, so now he's just a fan of nothing, it prolly made him feel empty

so what better way to fill that void with a new season of the show! made better, safer, not emotionally harmful to the contestants, and also run by himself!!

and then he nearly dies or smth I don't wanna think abt that 💔💔

[fan2spaloozablog]

I mean I do update the wiki and moderate servers but not in the stereotypical way-

I’m still a fleshed out and important character, I swear!!

(which is why the word “just” in this post is important because THAT’S NOT ALL I AM)

Can’t I be both, II FANdom :[

It makes me sad when people only perceive me as one or the other.😔

(also nice analysis! thank you!)