are memes hot

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[ghost-princen-blog]

Are you an art gay, a sport gay, a videogame gay or a science gay?

[typheus-denizen]

tbh if stephen kings twitter ain’t relatable then I don’t know what is

[craves]

Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

[craves]

Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

[meekaleeks]

Me as a doctor

[dearpercocet]

I’m gay and stressed

[burningeyestellnolies]

I’m pan and anxious

[scaredofgirlz-blog]

i’m bi and depressed

[demsocmess]

Straight n’ sad

[scoobydiscourse]

trans and wanting straight people to stay in their own fucking lane 

[r0hbihns0n]

bi and not having this obvious heterophobia

[dearpercocet]

Fsgskdugafajso heterophobia I’m

[sideraclara]

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

[bottomsurgery]

Home of sexuals

[just-shower-thoughts]

Christian people say, “no one is born gay”, but no one is born Christian either.

[lilxanniee-deactivated20230222]

whoop there it is

[queerxoh]

background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. 

this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere.

my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were last year”

the basket was in the fucking closet. 

[daprincessknight]

I thought this was going to be so bad

[silktum-deactivated20160823]

Mum of the year

[qrsive]

why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

[yourotpsucks]

why isn’t there a cemetery for LIVING PEOPLE

[mystic-marauder]

I was going to be mad but now I’m just laughing

[nick-avallone]

my fav moment was when my friend told me that there were going to be a whole 3 other gay guys at a party as if that was the holy grail of choices

[untexting]

dw nick, next time i’ll find you 4! 

[siegfriedandroy]

im crying

[hmsindecision]

Do you know how many dogs I’ve met that get scared or anxious around men because in their previous home men hit them? A lot, and they are very protective of the women who have adopted them now.

Men who are violent towards women are often violent towards animals as well. They think we’re all chattel. If a man wants you to choose between your dog or cat or him, dump the guy. Those animals will love you for the rest of your life, loyal and true.

[corpsefluid]

Actually, I have something to add.

The other day I saw a story where a woman was asking why her dogs had suddenly started growling at her boyfriend whenever he was in the same room as her son.

And my immediate thought was ‘that boyfriend has hurt the kid somehow.’

Spoilers: that was exactly the case.

Trust ur dogs when they say something is off.

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

The first time my sister came to visit, via plane, after I got my dog, pupper growled at her and wouldn’t go near her for the first day. Next visit was by car (two day drive)and pupper LOVED my sister. They snuggled and played and none of us could figure out why the change. We thought maybe the scent of my sisters cat had lingered on her clothes, making that first visit a rough one. Whereas when she came by car, the scent had had time to wear off. Well that was partially true…

Fast forward about six months when I went north to visit my family. My sister walked into my parents’ house and pupper ran to greet my sister. Stopped dead in her tracks and started growling and barking. Hackles raised, full protection mode. My sisters husband had just walked in behind her.

My precious puppy wanted NOTHING to do with him. She barked, growled, ran away, and sat between him and my sister. Y'all my dog had spent maybe a weekend a half around my sister but protected her like this was her flesh and blood.

Eventually, my sister filed for divorce on grounds of “Extreme and repeated mental, emotional, and sexual abuse.” Divorce was final in less than a month because her claims were substantiated.

Trust the dog, honey. They KNOW.

[catscatsholyshitcats]

I’ve never owned dogs, but I used to work with horses (which are a lot like big dogs).

There was this one horse I worked with named Tonto. He was a doll. He followed me like a puppy, snuck treats out of my pocket, he was the sweetest thing. We were practically inseparable.

A guy I was considering dating came to visit me one day, and Tonto wanted NOTHING to do with him. Normally well behaved, he shoved himself between us and would NOT let this guy near me. He was stomping, acting really aggressive, and tried to bite the guy. This horse was practically dragging me back toward the barn. At that moment, despite being like, 17, I knew something was up, and ultimately things didn’t pan out for guy and me.

A year later I found out he had lied about his age (he said he was 18 but he was actually 27) he was arrested for sexually assaulting an 11 year old girl.

TRUST THE ANIMALS.

[chrissongzzz]

[marshmalllow]

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

[godlessondheimite]

I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.