Sirius: Hey Lupin, did you fall down from heaven?
Remus, without missing a beat: Yeah I did. Iâm just here for an assignment from Satan himself.
Sirius: Hey babe, whatâre you doing tonight?
Remus, deadpanning: My homework, which unlike you, keeps me entertained.
Sirius: If I could rearrange the alphabet, Iâd put I and U together.
Remus, scoffing: If I could rearrange the alphabet, Iâd put F and U together. Piss off Black.
Sirius: I know how to please a man Moony.
Remus, sighing: Then please leave me alone.
Sirius, leaning over a seated Remus: Damn, does beauty run in your family?
Remus, rolling his eyes: Well, it obviously doesnât run in yours.
Sirius: Remus, Iâd go through anything for you.
Remus, brightly: Good! Then letâs start with your Gringotts account!
Sirius, grinning: Hey Lupin, whatâs your sign?
Remus, running a hand over his face: Stop.
Sirius: Youâre so divine I think that Iâm dreaming.
Remus, not blinking: Go back to sleep.
Remus, snorting: I love me too.
Sirius: I can see forever in your eyes.
Remus, snickering: And I can see never in yours.
Sirius: I would die for you.
Remus, smiling: Prove it.
Sirius, walking into the room and heading towards Remus with a grin: Howâs the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Remus, ears red: I donât know, how are you?
Sirius, stumbles, trips, chokes, leaves his body for five seconds, and then scrambles up:
Sirius, voice cracking: F-fine.