Shitposts and Philosophy (Mostly Shitposts, tbh) @fancyitwasred - Tumblr Blog

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

secreteggplantbaby

cheaphalloweencostume

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

morgannalefey

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

cheaphalloweencostume

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

greelin

the way this video never ceases to make me genuinely lose my mind for some reason

audioexorcisms

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

designerpets

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

audioexorcisms

Where do you think the comma goes

impishthing

karirixoxo69

How people describe worshipping Dionysus is like:

yankeecandles

Things will change,

I’ll adapt.

baldingfemale

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

anothercrankyblogger

What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.