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[fancyredflapper]

I’ve had a crush on my best friend for a long time and now we’re watching OFMD together. (her first time watching it, my third.) I wonder if she sees all the parallels that I do between us and the show.

I wonder if Calico Jack upsets her as much as it does me. I wonder if the treasure hunt fills her with the same heartache as it does for me. In episode 8, she asked, “Why would he come back?” and I answered, “They’re in love!” but she didn’t seem to get it.

[happyheidi]

why get my license when I could be transported in whatever this is

(via)

[angzlicas]

An Inside Look into Misha's First Released Poems: STISCTY by MC

[anakinkshamer]

I just think Megamind with a tiddy window would have changed the entirety of the movie

like instead of the death ray even being used Metroman full on dies from how gay he is for Megamind’s tiny tiddies. All of Metrocity ain’t even mad they’re like “you know what.. that’s fair”

[kbsd-moved]

guys WHY is no one talking about the 8x02 original take???

[skullsnpineapples]

My parents, my friends, my therapist, myself: just quit your job they’re obviously putting you in an unhealthy situation and it’s not fair to put yourself through that

The tiny Chidi Anagonye that controls my life: you already agreed to work there this semester and quitting would leave your team doing the work of 4 people split between two as well as leaving your residents to fend for themselves in a system that so blatantly doesn’t give a damn what happens to them, it would be wrong to leave them all hanging

Me, on the verge of a breakdown with a stomach ache: thank you Mr Anagonye

[surlybobbies]

Dean’s looking through Cas’s contacts for the number of their favorite pizza place. (Really, why isn’t it on speed dial by now?) He slides through the first few letters of the alphabet, then back up to D. He pauses. “Hey, Cas?”

Cas is at the opposite end of the couch, watching the news on the TV screen with a frown. He doesn’t bother to look at Dean. “Yes?”

“Why am I saved as Dean Winchester on your phone?” He can’t help his derisive tone.

Cas, brow furrowed, slides his gaze to Dean. “I was under the impression that was your name.”

“It is,” Dean says. He scratches his chin. “It’s just - I mean, we’ve known each other for six years, dude.”

Cas is ignoring the TV now, which is a feat, but he’s also staring at Dean through narrowed eyes. “Yes,” he says slowly. “I’m glad you can count that high.”

“Shut up,” Dean says, making a face. “I’m just sayin’ - we’re best friends, aren’t we?”

Cas blinks, still confused. “Yes. What does that have to do with your name?”

Dean pulls out his own phone. “Look,” he says, then taps on the screen a few times before showing Cas his contact info.

Cas has to lean in to see. “’Cas’ is certainly my name,” he confirms, then lifts his gaze to Dean with concern. “Dean, are you feeling alright?”

Thing is, Dean’s phone doesn’t just say Cas. It says Cas with a little bee emoji. It certainly doesn’t say Castiel Novak. Jesus. He’s not sure how to explain the difference to Cas without feeling like an idiot, so he tries a different tack: “Including my last name is weird, man.”

“Because?”

“It just is! I mean, I’m not goin’ around with my mom saved as Mary Winchester, am I?”

“No, since she’s saved under ‘mom’ because that’s what you call her. You’re saved as Dean Winchester because I call you Dean Winchester.”

“You only call me that when you’re pissed,” Dean says, stammering. “And it reminds me of my mom. Trust me - it’s weird.”

Cas is doing the thing again. Staring at Dean with narrowed eyes, picking apart information in that creepy way of his, making silent deductions like he’s Sherlock Holmes, except infinitely hotter. “That’s not why it bothers you” is all he says.

Dean’s face is on fire. “We’re best friends, man,” he says weakly, not knowing what else to say that could capture this very specific frustration. Then he shakes his head. He can’t believe he’s put off ordering his pizza for this. “Whatever,” he eventually says. He directs his attention back to pizza. “Pepperoni OK? We can get mushrooms on one side or something, you fungus freak.”

Cas doesn’t answer. All he does is frown, then pluck his phone out from Dean’s grip and start tapping away. It’s only a few seconds later that Cas is handing it back.

Dean takes a look. Cas has changed Dean’s contact info, and now it says Dean ♥. Dean’s heart jumps in his throat. Face burning, he looks at Cas.

Cas has already turned back to the news. But… Is Dean imagining it, or are Cas’s ears turning red? “Didn’t know what else to put,” Cas mumbles. “There’s no Chevy Impala emoji. And pepperoni’s fine.”

Dean’s grinning all of a sudden. He can’t stifle it. He doesn’t know what to do with this giddiness, so he just scrolls through Cas’s contacts and dials the pizza place.

He’s on the phone ordering the half pepperoni-half mushroom pizza when Cas finally turns and meets his gaze. He sees Dean’s smile and shakes his head in exasperation, but he’s biting down on a smile himself.

Dean’s still smiling when the pizza gets there.

[surlybobbies]

PART 2!

“You changed it,” Dean accuses a few weeks later. He has Cas’s phone in his hand, and he’s staring at his own contact info. Where it used to read Dean ♥️ it now just reads Dean.

Cas is dozing on his end of the couch. He opens one eye. “Changed what?” he asks.

“My name,” Dean says, a little hurt despite himself. He knows how stupid the next bit is going to sound but he says it anyway: “It says Dean.”

“We’ve already established that’s your name.”

“Stop being a dick, Cas,” Dean snaps. “You know what I mean. You changed it.”

There’s signs of budding irritation twisting Cas’s lips, but he still doesn’t lift his head or open his eyes. It’s infuriating. “I thought the issue was with using your full name,” Cas says. “Dean isn’t your full name.”

“The heart, Cas!” Dean finally says, face burning. He can’t believe they’re arguing about an emoji. “You deleted it!”

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[some-people-call-it-tragic]

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[frenchiestan]

[sinnabonka]

ARE WE GONNA NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS POST @freckledean ?????

[frenchiestan]

IM FREAKING OUT!!! MISHA SHOW YOURSELF I KNOW YOURE HERE

[sinnabonka]

[finaledenialist]

[bullysquadess]

*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*

[bourneblack-deactivated20240910]

Where the woman has equal agency in the relationship and the man heavily hints at getting pegged

[foxymoley]

[cottoncandyofterror]

I just leave this here. Heh.

This is completely inspired by the amazing art of rebelflet.

[bisexualdemondean]

GIVEAWAY

Okay so I searched the bunker to find something to give away and I found this under my pillow and Idk what it is but it’s kinda pretty and feels like maybe it’s something some of you might want

Rules and info:

You have to be following me. Not because this is a grab for followers, but because this is a giveaway for the folks that have put up me over the years, or even recently

No giveaway blogs. Feel free to reblog this as many times as you’d like, but you can’t win if you’d made a whole separate blog just for the purpose of winning the giveaway. Sucks, I know. Deal with it.

Like or reblog before November 28th, 2020 6:00pm CDT. I’ll use a random generator to pick a winner.

I will ship to any country. If you win it, you win it. Congrats.

You must be willing to give me your address if you win. For obvious reasons, I’ll need that.

Might also give you a lemon or something idk

Go nuts. Thanks for putting up with me. Have fun trying to get ....whatever this is.

It’s kinda warm

[perlukafarinn]

“So when did it happen?”

Cas tilts his head. “When did what happen?”

“Y'know.” Dean rubs the back of his neck, cursing himself for bringing this up when he feels the warmth already rising in his cheeks. “When did you fall in… uh, with me?”

“Oh.” Cas pauses, considering. “I’m not sure. It took me a while to realize. When I did, it seemed like those feelings had always been there.”

“Okay, then when did you realize?”

This time, the answer comes right away. “When I watched you rake leaves.”

Dean blinks. Stares at Cas who stares back, nonplussed, like that answer made any kind of sense.

“When was that?”

“The year you were living with Lisa,” Cas says. “I came to see you, to seek your help in defeating Raphael, but when I saw how peaceful your life had become… I couldn’t bear to disturb that peace.”

“Cas,” Dean breathes. 

Cas smiles.

“You asshole, that was ten years ago! You really kept that under your hat for an entire fucking decade?”

The smile drops. Cas slouches in his seat, looking dangerously close to sulking. “Well, when did you realize your feelings for me?”

Dean has a sudden, unbidden flashback to Purgatory, to long, desperate days of searching and restless nights made all the worse for every prayer unanswered. 

Realizing that eight years isn’t much better than ten, he admits, “Okay, so we’re both idiots.”

“A couple of dumbasses?” Cas suggests wryly.

Dean huffs out a laugh. Reaches his hand across the table, cheeks growing warm when Cas takes it in his. He feels like a sap but he kind of likes that. 

[oviids]

remember when cas had a tradwife for a hot minute

[oviids]

imagine being her. imagine seeing a hot naked guy with super strength and healing powers oh and also amnesia walk out of a lake, and being a good evangelical christian you do the obvious thing and marry him because he was clearly sent by god. then after several months of marriage and having him be a faith healer, during which you Canonically do not have sex or any kind of physical relationship presumably for religious reasons (also for gay ones because even amnesia can only erase so much), some sad hillbilly twunk shows up at your looking for your husband and promptly starts beating up demons. next thing you know your magical gay amnesiac husband shows up, takes one look at the sad twunk and runs off with him never to be heard of again. imagine.

[bisexualdemondean]

Twink?

Claire said this to me once when I just fucking walked into the room

[charlie-minion]

So now I really feel like I have lost the show. The thing is that I would have loved to rewatch the show when it had ended but now i know that I won’t be able. It hurts to much. Its just a show with suffering and despair, yeah despair and for nothing. What did dean got for all his sacrifice?And Cas?Even if it had ended just with dean Sam and cas in heaven and no love confession it would have been better. Maybe then I could rewatch the show and not feel like I had lost years on it. I feel cheated

Ikr? I was ready to start my rewatch of the show right after the finale. But now I don’t think I can. I mean, why watch more than 300 episodes for such a crappy ending? I’m glad I reblogged a list of the best Destiel episodes recently, because once the pain eases, that will be the only thing I’ll be rewatching from Supernatural. I think you feel cheated because we were cheated, indeed. 

[castielshowyourself]

I don’t think I can rewatch. It’s not just Cas they did dirty. Dean died *on a nail in a barn fighting level one vampires.* Sam doesn’t have a fulfilling relationship with Eileen, even if potentially that’s who the blurry brunette wife was supposed to be. All they had to do was say her name to hit the lowest bar there. We would have accepted it was a COVID-caused limitation so they used a stand-in. And yet they didn’t.

Hell, even the Bunker got done dirty. How am I supposed to see the Winchester lair, legacy and greatest gift to hunters, just shut down and buried, forever empty? All they had to do was add a line about the new hunter network taking it over, or something.

What strikes me is how easily patch-able all the greatest disappointments were. A line for Cas. A line for Eileen. A line about the fate of the bunker, the hunters, the world-refugees….. Damn. It would have been so easy to make this okay. Not great, but okay.

[charlie-minion]

Exactly! That’s why now I have the tag #it was easier to get it right

It was so easy to fix it!

[charlie-minion]

So now I really feel like I have lost the show. The thing is that I would have loved to rewatch the show when it had ended but now i know that I won’t be able. It hurts to much. Its just a show with suffering and despair, yeah despair and for nothing. What did dean got for all his sacrifice?And Cas?Even if it had ended just with dean Sam and cas in heaven and no love confession it would have been better. Maybe then I could rewatch the show and not feel like I had lost years on it. I feel cheated

Ikr? I was ready to start my rewatch of the show right after the finale. But now I don’t think I can. I mean, why watch more than 300 episodes for such a crappy ending? I’m glad I reblogged a list of the best Destiel episodes recently, because once the pain eases, that will be the only thing I’ll be rewatching from Supernatural. I think you feel cheated because we were cheated, indeed. 

[castielshowyourself]

I don’t think I can rewatch. It’s not just Cas they did dirty. Dean died *on a nail in a barn fighting level one vampires.* Sam doesn’t have a fulfilling relationship with Eileen, even if potentially that’s who the blurry brunette wife was supposed to be. All they had to do was say her name to hit the lowest bar there. We would have accepted it was a COVID-caused limitation so they used a stand-in. And yet they didn’t.

Hell, even the Bunker got done dirty. How am I supposed to see the Winchester lair, legacy and greatest gift to hunters, just shut down and buried, forever empty? All they had to do was add a line about the new hunter network taking it over, or something.

What strikes me is how easily patch-able all the greatest disappointments were. A line for Cas. A line for Eileen. A line about the fate of the bunker, the hunters, the world-refugees….. Damn. It would have been so easy to make this okay. Not great, but okay.

[charlie-minion]

Exactly! That’s why now I have the tag #it was easier to get it right

It was so easy to fix it!

[incorrectlyspn]

So I decided to step into the editing room and make one little change…

[givedeanhisangel]

Thats it. Thats all i wanted.