Noam's floor peanut

〔pfp and background by me, thank you DND, and my fancination with mouths and eyeballs〕 「leave me be, porn bots. 」 □{fandoms: ▪︎TRON▪︎ ◇The Fever King◇ °Resident Evil° and others.}□ ◇wattpad: Is gone as of September, my Ao3 is F3v3r◇ ☆°•Interact at your own risk, 18+ content at times•°☆ °□▪︎feel free to ask stuff▪︎□°

[fand0mfever]

To those that do not know me in real life....

Hi :)

This is a welcome to my Tumblr page!

I use she/her pronouns and, as I wish for no-one to ever find me (that I know irl anyway), call me Fever, or Fandom Fever.

I do indeed have a wattpad. Both a fanfic account, and a seperate book account.

I am strange and unusual.

I spew nonsense.

I am proudly a Polyamerous Lesbian.

I am a 2000's kid, but act like I'm a 70 year old (for the wisdom) on the opposite of Adderall.

Probably ADHD, definitely have PTSD.

Mom issues. That's it.

I am not a child.

I have random hyperfixations- another day, another Fandom.

Feel free to interact as much as you want! I will gladly accept Asks, comments, and Reblogs! Even Likes!

So if you're reading this for the first time...

W e l c o m e :)

(Edit as of December 2023: i am playing gender chess and someone else is eating the pieces)

(Edit as of also December 2023: my gender is meaningless now as well as no wattpad, only Ao3 (FanFiction.net is a hellsite))

(Pronoun update as of April 2024: he/she/they please)

[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[living400lbs]

> read library book

> it's good

> thank library

> want to re-read book

> enjoy re-read

> consider buying the book if you continue to want to re-read

[the-haiku-bot]

> consider buying

the book if you continue

to want to re-read

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[cherribalm-deactivated20140609]

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

[bumblebeebabie]

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[bigbigbigtruck]

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

[ciricearts]

i finished this wip i had<3

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[egberts]

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

[ronanlynchian]

my university library yearns for the dashcon ball pit

[dashcon-two]

god, don’t we all

[littledisasters]

Another thing I've drawn for a fanfic I'm writing. Excuse my art style being all over the place, I'm experimenting! Bonus points if someone can guess the breed

[mathew]

[3liza]

[duckb33]

CYRUS

[valtsv]

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

[valtsv]

[ziyuanyuan1113]

Realized that emily and rosemary are about the same age so thought it would be fun to draw them having a playdate together with leon and chris

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