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Accidental OTP

“I didn’t mean for this to happen, I didnt mean to take it this far, but… It just sorta happened. Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it. Now I don’t want to stop thinking about it. It makes perfect sense.”

flytehwire

@fandamntabulous Sina/Erinth pretty much?

fandamntabulous

Fuk dats tru

kremlin

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.

darth-salem-emperor-of-earth

@fandamntabulous, please confirm this.

fandamntabulous

I mean, not all airline pilots use revolvers. I hear when you fly Spirit they just use a glock instead. Other than that it checks out.

Having bad memory as a reader

Person: Have you read *insert book title*?

Me: Oh, yeah! I loved that book!

Person: Great! Do you remember *insert book scene*? That was epic.

Me: Whoa. Hold on. I said I loved the book, but I honestly don't remember a thing that happened in it.

inkskinned

writing-prompt-s:

A friendship between a time traveler and an immortal. Wherever the time traveler ends up, the immortal is there to catch him up to speed.

when we meet, i’m older but born after her, which is confusing. she was immortal somewhere after the 3rd century, we’re not sure. something about an ancient ritual. a sacrifice. she was twenty. if she ages, it’s nowhere i can see. the cut on her ribs from the ritual never heals. she is constantly annoyed by it.

we met in a meadow, by chance, when i got lost after woodstock. she looked at me with these odd eyes as i stumbled out of the loop, still smelling of sweat and other things. for a long time we stared at each other, she in her peasant clothes, me in tattered peace signs. and then she laughed.

she meets me in london during jack the ripper’s reign. we get tea. i tell her about the future where women are rulers and she snorts. i tell her about medicine. she tells me about witchcraft. i tell her about spaceships. she tells me about books that will die before i get to read them. when she laughs my heart feels funny. i think it’s the death on the wind.

she meets me by the berlin wall. we break it down together. she dances her bare feet in the dust. when she laughs something very small breaks in me. i miss my twenty-third birthday by accidentally going back to the dinosaurs. when i find her in the twenty-second century she’s holding a cake for me, telling me she’d found the signs of my travels somewhere back in twenty fifty-three. we sit on a rooftop and look at the stars and eat cake. i save her a slice. when i go back in time, i find her crying. i don’t tell her how i knew. there is something really beautiful in watching someone break into a smile when they’ve been sobbing.

i don’t know what happens. i stop jumping so much. we’re not supposed to. we’re not meant for long stays, we’ll change fate. just in and out. but hours turn into days. we spend a week in paris in her apartment over the city and i’m silly drunk when she leans over to me.

kissing her stops time. kissing her stops everything.

she waits for the future where we are legally allowed to be together. in the meantime i find her in dark corners. she laughs when i get tangled in my own skirts. she shows me a different world. a place where i stay. she knows i have to go. but i can’t help wish i could stay.

time isn’t real. that’s the thing. we experience it only based on our own perception of events. i only realize what’s happening because i stay too long. we are skinny dipping in a cold ocean the first time i notice it. she says something wrong. it’s not a bad mistake. but she doesn’t seem to remember how we got here for a moment. and then, in a flash, it’s gone. we are hiking through the amazon the first time she starts screaming. it’s been a long history. there’s just too much. she has periods of lucidity followed by eons of confusion. everything for her flashes by in an instant. she can’t remember what’s already been invented or what are stories i’ve told. her language is slipping.

i hold her in a future where she is shaking. i kiss her neck. she smells like summer. “i’m losing myself in it,” she whispers. her skin is still bleeding. “i’m losing it.” i don’t know what to say. infinity is a long time to wait. she experiences time in flashes, sees a hundred years at a glance. and me? i show up and evaporate before she even recognizes me.

if she is mad, i am just as bad. i travel too much to find how to stop this. into parallel universes. outside of the ages. i don’t sleep and i don’t eat and the whole time i hear her screaming.

it comes to me while i am sitting in the library of alexandria. time isn’t real. if i break the law, time could unravel. i think of her. if it’s worth it. what happens if i’m caught. we aren’t supposed to do things like this. even if we’re in love.

but i am in love. i am in love.

i open the loop. i could ruin everything. but there she is, crying on the night she will be taken. and my heart breaks. it’s simple. the only way to undo it without leading to ruin is to make sure it never happens in the first place. i take her hand and i give her my loop. she has all of time to explore now. i’ve already seen it. i take her place.

it is many years later. we meet in a meadow and she laughs.

writing-prompt-s

This is beautiful.

im-melancholic

My Amontillado

Hi my name is Montressor and I have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Edgar Allan Poe (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Roderick Usher but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m really mad at this guy Fortunato cause he’s such a prep. He’s also really full of himself, and I’m totally gonna get revenge on him. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I keep all of my wine in a deep dark cellar in the catacombs. I love hardware stores and I buy all my bricks from there. For example today I bought a bunch of bricks and mortar and a trowel. I was walking through a party. It was the middle of carnival season at dusk, and everyone was really drunk which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Montressor!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Fortunato!

“Want to come down to my cellar and try out some Amontiallado?” I asked.

“Sure.” he said shyly.

swingsetindecember

where an international spy gets the wrong intel and strikes up a conversation with an informant but it turns out the other person is just normal. they aren’t a spy, they’re just having a coffee when this well dressed stranger quoted some pop culture reference and they couldn’t help but answer because like, it was so obvious

now the spy weekly talks shop while the normal person relates

“almost died last week”

“tell me about it, the new management is terrible”

telesilla

imagine your otp

flytehwire

@fandamntabulous Can we retcon something so this happened?

fandamntabulous

While working for Darth Koven, the two would meet at various Cantinas to pass different messages. Sina was feeding Erinth coded intel that he legit thought was just her talking about daily activities - up until the day he told her to stop wasting his time with useless babble. Rumor has it, the greatest facepalm in the history of the galaxy was achieved that day.

flytehwire

So today was ‘go to the courts disguised as a lawyer’ day. Took my time to get some photos taken.

@fandamntabulous, opinions on suit?

fandamntabulous

Snazzy! :D Remember that you only ever button the top button on a suit. And as a general rule of thumb - solid shirts should be paired with patterned ties and vice versa. I think a geometric-patterned dark red or blue would like wonderful with that suit! n_n

krabby-kronicle

haiderabd51

Man I love these

haiderabd51

Found more

haiderabd51

Found even more!

haiderabd51

#ffs

royalpeachtea

has this been done yet

#oh no

chenria

And it’s done! The commission for @darth-salem-emperor-of-earth.

Judith Samia Jokinen and Jaxon “Jax” Hughes - the Mass Effect OCs of @darth-salem-emperor-of-earth and @fandamntabulous. The two were a pleasure to work with, really well behaved characters ;) I hope I managed to do them justice.

#chenria #fucking awesome art #gee this is really amazing!#I'm really in love with this picture for sure

chenria

commission WIP that is awaiting approval from @darth-salem-emperor-of-earth

Judith Samia Jokinen - who belongs to @darth-salem-emperor-of-earth Jaxon “Jax” Hughes - who belongs to @fandamntabulous

It still needs some tweaks but so far the sketch stands - won’t be continued before tomorrow, I need a fresh eye tomorrow to continue.

#chenria #art #holy fuuuuck this is awesome #please look at this amazing art #even you porn bot followers

Reference photos of Erinth for @flytehwire

#my ocs #swtor

musingsiren

i need ships where at least ONE of the people are just really pissed about how deeply inlove they are. like ‘god damnit i’m so fucking in love with you and i hate it and i hate how i feel when others hit on you and i hate how i lose appetite and i hate how much i smile around you and how you make me blush and my heart race and godAMMIT I’m so deeply in love with you it’s crazy’

fandamntabulous

@flytehwire