Wonderland of Madness

I'm a mess and so is my blog

[wormsical]

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

[pissvortex]

thanks man

[catasters]

[flagellant]

Overly dramatic sports anime with all the tropes of a sports anime but the sport is competitive birdwatching

[flagellant]

Isekai anime where the chosen hero from another dimension is summoned to save the universe from evil and they decide they're going to max out their cooking stat instead.

[flagellant]

Fucked up incest loli harem anime but the horny male audience stand-in gets murdered by the yandere at the end of episode 1 and the anime is actually a Sherlock Holmes-esque game of cat and mouse between the police and the harem as they decide actually killing horny boys is enrichment.

[flagellant]

Time travel anime but it's just the incredibly inaccurate daydreams of an archeological grad student. The genre switches to cosmic horror halfway through when the student discovers an icon of an unknown God who begins speaking to her in her dreams to be its prophet.

[lengthofropes]

#not with you unfortunately STRANGER NICER THINGS 📕 series

[agentveemo]

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

[lizardsister]

when your non-binary friend offers to buy you dinner and the waiter hands you the bill

[untitled59622]

Learn Finnish today!

Haista vittu! = Could you politely reconsider your opinion

Painu vittuun! = Please leave

Nyt vittu! = I feel like there is no reason to carry on

Nyt saatana! = We’re in trouble

Voi saatana! = How could you not see the obvious problem?

Voi vittu saatana! = We have a lot of unsolvable problems in our hands

Perkele! = I feel the presence of evil

Nyt perkele! = There is no salvantion for this situation

No voi perkele! = I love everything

[lsleofskye]

[se-wsi-paskahwsi]

peruskoulu ja lukio: tiettyjen oppiaineiden ja kurssien oppitunnit on aina samassa luokassa. luokkien infrastruktuuri ja välineistö on räätälöity spesifin aineen erityistarpeisiin ja vaatimuksiin.

yliopisto: kurssin x luento oli viime viikolla siivouskopissa, tällä viikolla vessassa. kurssilla on 43 osallistujaa? tough shit, saatte salin jossa on 11 istumapaikkaa. samaan tilaan on buukattu ristiin oikeuslääketieteen seminaari ja varhaiskasvatuksen luento. puolet luennosta kuluu siihen että äänentoisto saadaan toimimaan. projektori räjähtää kesken powerpoint-esityksen. homeitiöillä on ikuinen opinto-oikeus.

[reversewerewolf]

my cat begs for attention constantly (like, circling me and howling) and i have to cradle her in one arm like a baby for her to stop. but sometimes i need both arms to do things. i finally figured out that i could turn the bottom of my shirt inside out and shove her in there like it’s a hammock. she considers this as being the same thing, leaving my arms gloriously free, my midsection uncomfortably warm, and my cat impossibly happy

[reversewerewolf]

she has resting angry face but i promise she’s purring about it

[sockdrawerdemon]

My cat demands the entirety of my right arm - one paw over my elbow, one paw under, head resting on forearm, right hand supporting her butt. If I don’t arrange myself properly she will flop on my lap like a uncomfortable toddler who is also half fish. I can only use both hands if I tuck her little butt into my jacket.

[reversewerewolf]

oh!! look at her dainty little arm!! i love her!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via meanboysclub)

[mypissedoffsandwichold-deactiva]

The last one

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

[toastyglow]

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

[xvi-memes]

[lady-meatball]

Oh, my heart!! 😍😍😍

[catboyizuru-moved]

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

[masonelliott-deactivated2020102]

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

[jumpingjaverts]

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

[jumpingjaverts]

outlaws are wanted

[jumpingjaverts]

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

[jumpingjaverts]

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

[stimman3000]

we’re really at that point in the year where no one cares about anything huh

[krishnadewme]

[lionkins]

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

My psych professor mentioned swaddling in lecture so I emailed him a picture of me being swaddled in my dorm room and asked if I could get extra credit because it was really hot in there and I got really sweaty and he was like “fabulous, sure”

[willisahappygrahamcracker]

[mountainashfae]

I’m going to miss the Honors Advisor from my university.

[wrathofthestag]

[theall-newxboxseriesx]

Chopping up some garlic and having smelly hands for two days..................................... well that's what it's all about, babey