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Love Begins
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shark vs the universe

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My dear lgbt+ kids,
„Safe drinking“ is somewhat of an oxymoron: alcohol is never safe or healthy. The only fully „safe“ amount of alcohol to consume is none at all. If you want to completely avoid any potential alcohol-related risks and consequences, then we gotta talk about never drinking at all - but that would also mean inevitably leaving people out of the conversation, leaving them without information that could help them reduce their risk.
The reality is that many people do drink alcohol and, for various reasons, are currently not willing or able to stop altogether. So, let’s talk about harm reduction: not making it completely safe but making it safer.
A main goal is to avoid alcohol poisoning, a state where there’s so much alcohol in your bloodstream that basic functions begin to shut down (such as breathing, temperature control or consciousness). Symptoms can include:
vomiting
slow or irregular breathing
confusion
trouble staying awake/conscious
seizures
skin that looks pale, grey or blue
(Note that not all of these symptoms need to be present for it to be serious!)
Alcohol poisoning can be deadly. Even in non-deadly cases, it can leave you with permanent brain damage. Luckily, the safety measures are rather simple: Don’t drink too much and don’t drink too fast.
More specifically, this means setting rules for yourself like:
I’ll sip my drinks slowly
I’ll alternate between alcoholic drinks and non-alcoholic drinks (water, soda, mocktails etc)
I‘ll eat before and while I drink (food, especially meals with protein and fat, slows alcohol absorption), and never drink on an empty stomach
I’ll avoid participating in party games that encourage rapid drinking
I’ll set a limit on how many drinks I’ll get and stick to it
I’ll not mix alcohol and drugs (some combos can greatly increase overdose risks)
Another thing you’ll want to consider is reducing your risk of accidents, injuries or assaults:
I’ll never drink and drive
I’ll plan a safe way home before I even start drinking
I‘ll avoid getting drunk when I’m out alone (or home alone)
I’ll avoid getting drunk on first dates or hook-ups
I’ll keep my drink with me and get a new one if it ever left my sight (spiking a drink with a date rape drug can happen within seconds!)
I’ll not accept drinks from strangers unless I watched it being poured
Harm reduction can also extend to your friends:
I’ll check up on my friends while out
I’ll not leave drunk friends behind (in a bar or at a party etc), I’ll make sure they get home safe
I’ll warn my friends if I believe their drink may have been tampered with
I’ll accept a „no“ and never convince my friends to have „just one (more) drink“
If my friend vomits, and they’re awake, I’ll try to keep them sitting upright. If they’re unconscious or very sleepy, I’ll place them on their side (the recovery position) to help reduce the risk of choking.
I’ll immediately call emergency services if I suspect alcohol poisoning, even if others tell me that I’m being dramatic or that the person will „sleep it off“
Lastly, it can also include simply learning the facts, so you or your friends don’t fall victim to (potentially dangerous) myths:
a cold shower, coffee, pickle juice, a cheeseburger or whatever else can not „sober you up“. Only time lowers blood alcohol concentration.
Alcohol does not keep you warm. It can actually heighten the risk of hypothermia.
Different beverages contain different amounts of alcohol! It can be easy to underestimate how drunk you can get off just one or two cocktails if they’re strong.
Date rape drugs will not reliably make the drink look cloudy, taste salty, smell off or whatever else. They’re often undetectable by the senses! Don’t assume you would just notice if a drink was spiked.
Medical professionals aren’t cops. Their priority is treating you, not getting you into legal trouble. It’s better to not lie to them, even if you or your friends were drinking underage or consuming drugs etc. Be honest about how much or what you (or your friend) drank/consumed.
With all my love,
Your Tumblr Dad
listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.
This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice
The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.
A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:
I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!
“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows
i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation
stop trying to say I have aphantasia, nobody can actually see that fucking apple
if I had aphantasia, that would require people to be constantly ahllucinating, and I think that they are the real issue here
Genuinely though the idea of aphantasia is stupid, I don't think anyone can see an apple, they are all lying to me as a bit
What happens if I ask you to remember an apple you saw?
I remember the apple? Nobody sees memories, that's a plot device in film to tell the Audience things, not a real phenomenon
I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"
part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.
My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia
[ID: A screenshot of two tweets from user @petermarietoto. The first tweet says "7x3=21 has always been cunt. Even as a 3rd grader I could recognize that" the second reads "8 x 7 = 56 feels scarily heterosexual I can't explain it but it's very military family" end ID]
Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:
1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow
2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down
3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke
4. Get your friends in on it
pet peeve is when you look up fashion references from a specific era and you keep getting modern day '[era]-inspired' fashion like NO i want authenticity damn it. i can see your 2020 photo quality and your 2020 hair and your 2020 makeup. youre not fooling me.
hello i'm a historical fashion researcher and i have a lot of experience looking up things! this is a very widely experienced irritation and you're definitely not alone in this, but i am here to share everything i know!
so, ways to get around this:
turn off AI results. they're literally nonsense to us
don't use pinterest because the sources/provenance is often hard to trace
a standard internet search can be okay, but museum collections are the top tier (list of collections below this list)
instead of broad terms like victorian, regency, tudor, renaissance etc. try using the decade you're looking for. if you're not sure of what decade it is but have a vague image in your head, look on the fashion history timeline and just jump around until you find it. but even changing to e.g. 19th century will give better results than victorian
including terms like womenswear/menswear, daywear, formal wear, evening wear, court dress should increase the value of your search too
including "fashion plates" in your search can give you a nice impression of the intended silhouettes of the era. some of these might be a little stylised but will show you what was considered in vogue
for pre-fashion plate eras or things like makeup and styling, you'll have to look at portraiture or manuscripts. these are harder to actually find what you're looking for, but searching museum collections and limiting results to specific date ranges will be your friend
when looking at art, do bear in mind sometimes artists would paint fabric extra flow-y to show off their skills. it might not have been exactly like that in terms of fabric weight or drape. so, a pinch of salt required!
if you find something on image search where the provenance is dubious, reverse image search and you might find a source! i've been able to trace random pinterest images to real sources, but this does take a lot of time and effort and is often not worth the headache
some online resources and museum collections:
fashion history timeline is an invaluable resource if you're trying to get a feel for everything and should be your first port of call. it'll also link to good examples
the met has a vast number of extant examples of clothing, as well as fashion plates
costume institute fashion plates is a subcollection of the met for fashion plates (1800s-1922)
v&a also has many extant garments, fashion plates, and incredible articles on clothing and aesthetics. read the details of the objects because they'll often reveal a lot about the piece
lacma is good for C19th-20th pieces
nypl digital collection for photographs
national portrait gallery or similar for portraiture, or literally any museum in your country that has historical art
national museums scotland can be useful situationally but might be oddly specific
stout style history is a great collection for finding image references for fat people wearing historical clothes. survival bias of a lot of museum pieces tends towards smaller clothing that couldn't be repurposed, but this aims to counter that. it's not sortable, but is still a really nice resource
wikimedia commons is surprisingly handy! and the images, if you should need to link/repost them, are public domain
auction websites sound like a funny one to recommend. some won't have mannequins and some will. just look up historical garment auctions and you'll find some!
anyway, i hope this has been a good place to start for anyone interested! there are probably some i've missed because there are so many museums across the world and i don't know about all of them or can't remember them. but these are the ones i've used the most! (my specialisation/jobs i've had to research for have only really been in western fashion, so my resources reflect that)
Wikipedia has a list of fashion museums. Unfortunately, the page itself is only available in German, but the introductory paragraph is very short and after that, it's organised by country, and then it's a simple list. If you click on a museum's article, the website is usually linked in the overview table.
if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards
i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making
[txt id: "What an age! Every one is dying, everything is dying, and the earth is dying also, eaten up by the sun and wind. I don't know where I get the courage to keep on living in the midst of these ruins. Let us love each other to the end. -George Sand, Letter to Gustave Flaubert, 27th June 1870" /end id]
I think we are focusing on the wrong thing when talking about mainstream romantasy adult books, instead of shaming straight cis women for reading kinky books, we should tralk about how most of the newer books aimed at that demographic are just conservative propoganda, rebranding patriarchy as a kink.
There's nothing inherently wrong about liking the types of kinks that are present, control, power imbalance, dark themes, but when you really look at the top performing novels (which they are mass prodicing at questionable speeds) it's hard to ignore the ever present morally grey man, who's posessive over the heroine who starts off as otherworldly different from the 'regular woman' aka damsel in distress), is cruel to everyone except her, and the fantasy world revolves around the control of women, especially when it comes to forced pregnancy.
I'm seeing a lot of responses to this saying "this is why I read queer stories" but you're missing the point! You can relate to queer media because you're queer, cis straight women should also have material that aren't turning their opression into kinks in almost every. single. book. If they want to choose to read those stories, that's absolutely fine, again nothing wrong with exploring those dynamics, but the concerning part is how fast they're being made with the rise of booktok, and the looming threat to women's autonomy.
Remember when all mlm stories were borderine assault stories in the early 90s-2000s? and how long it took for other queer stories to be made? we all used our voices to make a change, it didn't magically stop we fought for it to not be the only type of story.
And the solution to this, for people who are wondering, isn't to try to suppress romantasy books because they're not "good for women." That's an old, old game and never goes anywhere good. The solution is not less kink and less porn. The solution is more kink and more porn.
Because when you think about it, the problem isn't that you can go to your chosen bookseller and find a story where Sparklia Special gets semi-forced to have babies for Broody McDarkenfay (it's okay, she's into it). The problem is that it is unnecessarily difficult to look a little further down the shelf and find a vampire princess domming the hell out of the hunter who knows he shouldn't love her. Reducing people's choices always serves the reactionary agenda one way or another. Expanding choices. That's where it's at.
(If this sounds like I am making a pitch that we should write porn to defeat fascism, that's…not entirely a mischaracterization. I mean, of course it won't defeat fascism, but I do feel that while we work to defeat fascism, we should at least have diverse and satisfying porn.)
Hi sex witch, after starting T, any time I have penetration I spot. To the point when I got a pap smear, they asked if I was on my period bc of the blood 💀 the doctor who prescribed my T doesn't seem worried about it bc it's not painful. But likeeee should I be worried?
hi anon,
you're likely experiencing vaginal atrophy, which is common for people on testosterone and basically involves the vaginal walls becoming thinner, dryer, and more brittle in the same way they do during menopause. this can lead to more bleeding, which may not be dangerous but can definitely uncomfortable and annoying. upping your lube usage can help, as will the application of topical estrogen, which is totally safe to use in confluence with HRT and will not counter any of the effects.
A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.
"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."
"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"
"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"
"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."
"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"
I laughed. "I've heard that before."
"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."
I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"
Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.
There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.
Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.
something i want to mention because i’ve seen it growing as a trend online is that not only do people do this just for their own gratification, but watch for glasses. smart glasses are a growing segment of the consumer market, and creeps like this are harassing people in public in order to gather content without the victims being aware they’re being filmed
good job on how you handled it, op!
Indeed, spotting Meta glasses in the wild just got harder in 2026.
They are no longer exclusively Ray-Bans.