Valar Morghulis

Hey there, Mike, 24, ISTP, from Slovakia. Spending my days looking at memes, wathcing Netflix and reading books. Also music.

[memescomedy]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

this cracked me up more than i think it should have

[tomhardydotorg]

” Found Furiosa negotiating London traffic “

[dark-siren]

okay but like how did this interaction go they’re both stuck in traffic looking out the window does Tom Hardy yell to this bus driver: FURIOSA! it’s ME MAX or does this awesome bus driver startle all her passengers by leaning out the window and yelling HEY MAX IT’S ME FURIOSA either way!!!! look at her blowing kisses! look at him all pleased i love this so much (via wildehack)

[nsynclancefan]

My spirit animal

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

[light-em-up-benzedrine]

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

[aluminumapples]

New immortal vs. old immortal

[weavemama]

moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

[birdsbeard]

this bitch is FORTY THREE????

[gaypussyretard]

[jurassicsunsets]

One of my favourite geology facts is this: These diagrams are a lie.

The mantle isn’t yellow. Nor is it orange, or red, or brown, or gray, or black.

The earth’s mantle is made up largely of peridotite.

The earth’s mantle is lime green.

[damienthepious]

……… mint chocklet chip

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[behindreylo-blog]

Anakin Skywalker: Fuck, Marry, Kill

Fuck: Padmé

Marry: Padmé

Kill: Padmé

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[blu3-skyy]

[w0wls]

That shrek one is threatening

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

How’d y'all leave out this one?

[peter-my-parkers]

[isspeeedyy]

[kodaksnacks-blog]

I’m fucking deaddd

[daniajuana-blog]

That ain’t no fence

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmfaoooo

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

LMAOOO

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

no coping mechanisms we die like men

[shittyninja-deactivated20210218]

360 no cope

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[airmetsierra]

are you the chair?

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[tsunamiboostv2-deactivated20190]

Not to flex on y'all but I’ve never read Homestuck

[drifting-in-circles-deactivated]

I just realised like. If the border guards were throwing tear gas over the border then they were deploying restricted chemical weapons on foreign territory

[drifting-in-circles-deactivated]

US agents deploy a restricted chemical weapon on the border. Articles say it was to stop them crossing. Meaning it was on the other side of the border.

[howboutthatbreadtho]

Literally using weapons banned by the Geneva Convention against people legally seeking asylum is peak US fascism 2018 (as of this week, fuck.)

[esoanem]

Taking unapproved military action on foreign soil is an act of war right? So the US failed to declare war before committing an act of war, attacked civilians (who are attempting to legally claim asylum), and did so with weapons illegal in war. That’s three war crimes by my count

[nixcraft]

How bank code work ...

Via https://twitter.com/Sunjay03/status/1067080904672071680

[thecreatorsproject]

[10knotes]

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

This is very good.

[parthenogenon]

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

It’s wax.

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[halleywars]

[sturmguevara]

Totally not a cult

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

new copypasta