Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. π« peas
Footage from pea withdrawal related timper tamprum
For a small fee
(a pea for me)
Iβll be the best
that I can be!
I dont think its
hyperbole
a pea for meβs
a pea for thee!
