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Art Account: @fandomlobsterart ♡ He/They/It/Mew ♡ Comp Sci Major

[fandomlobster]

I hope everyone's ready this year!! I've been enjoying playing with the html hehe ♡

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[eethhan]

BRING BACK FINGER SUCKING

BRING BACK FINGER SUCKING

BRING BACK FINGER SUCKING

BRING BACK FINGER SUCKING

BRING BACK FINGER SUCKING

[amazoogle]

bring back cucumbers

[amazoogle]

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[fluff-pillow]

[fluff-pillow]

THE PROPHECY

[artofgerald]

What if it was called the freaking instead of the creaking

I like to portray them as a sort of Leshy-like forest spirit. Grandfather of the Grove. Folkloric entity

[airshiplady]

Hii Blu- Whoa he can just do that??

[rimonoroni]

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

[rimonoroni]

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

[rimonoroni]

it has been like. two days

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[tim-official]

orcs would love going to costco

[tim-official]

you get it

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch-deactivated20260709]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"