existential screaming

*sad velociraptor screams*

[fandommedley]

I made a new blog if anyone wants to follow it. I will probably not be using this blog anymore, so if you need me I’ll be over there

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[thatbutchbitch-moved-deactivate]

Bisexual girls who used to identify as lesbians are not proof that lesbians are secretly into men.

Lesbians who used to identity as bisexual are not proof that bisexuals will eventually pick a side.

Sexuality is complicated! Discovering more about your orientation is a wonderful thing and no one has any right to tell you that changing your orientation is bad or wrong.

[yourrescuemission]

[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[lmfaoking]

LMFAOOOO

[otherwindow]

Mermaids experience surface gravity the same way astronauts do

[otherwindow]

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[jaynejezebelle]

Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.

[rrdcooc]

To be fair, he knew how to draw two men

[swarnpert]

twinks and bears

[captain-acab]

Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi

gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old

it was only a sith, how did it end up like this

it was only a sith, it was only a sith

now she woke from her sleep

and i’m catching a cab

but my lead’s up in smoke

and she’s taking a stand

now mace windu is dead

im becoming a sith

and a hood’s on my head

but she’s clutching her neck, now

he takes off his dress, now

“we were bros”

i just got cooked, it’s killing me

i can’t feel my toes…

JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine

killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive

but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK

TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY

‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE

[artemis-the-changeling]

@letitrainathousandflames if I had to see this, so do You

[sharknadoslutt]

D E L E T E   T H I S

[prionace]

[metagenesis]

what are you looking at keep scrolling

[sarccatto-deactivated20180629]

But it’s for my business too

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[gogh-chase-the-stars]

Me online: ugh I’m SO GAY 🌈👭👩‍❤️‍👩💕Girls are just so fucking perfect 😭🙏🏻💕I LOVE GIRLS 😏😘😍❤️ Girls Girls Girls 👅👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👯💕

Me in person: blushes when a girl looks at me

[bootdrop]

tutorial

brush him

[owomon]

thank u… i learned a lot..

[ashleyetc]

seriously though bisexuality being defined as attraction to men and women is a heterosexual’s definition of bisexuality actual bisexual groups and organizations have been defining it as attraction to two or more genders or same and other genders since the nineties and plenty of nb people actually id as bi and refusing to accept how we define ourselves is so absurdly biphobic and heterosexist and jfc it’s 2014 can other queer people fucking realize and acknowledge this

[jackawful]

The purple stripe on the bi flag is meant to represent attraction to nb genders and the bisexual manifesto published in Anything That Moves includes the lines “Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or duogamous in nature … In fact, don’t assume that there are only two genders.” That was published in 1990. It’s older than a lot of people here, including me, and older than terms like “pansexual” and “polysexual” by at least a decade. Bi history is important.

[yourpsychicadvisor]

because of the way many illustrations of ancient animals and habitats are constructed with all the organisms in one shot i still have this concept in my head that that’s just what the old days looked like

[yourpsychicadvisor]

in the old days everyone just hung out together in or around a ditch like this

[scottandhiskind]

*sees the same post 10 times because all the gays fuckin follow each other*

[wet-paiint]

the funny thing is i’ve seen this post at least 10 times

[evermore-fashion]

Paolo Sebastian & Disney “Once Upon a Dream” Spring 2018 Couture Collection