teenage dirtbag

[darrenpillowscriss]

POV you’re at the college party and two middle aged men show up. One appears to have had a botched face lift and is pretending to be 20. The other rides a scooter around in the street looking sad and refusing to talk to anyone, then drives the scooter off the roof into a dry pool and is horrifically injured. Absolutely mangled and screaming. The first one picks him up, shouts “he’s dead”, jumps straight up onto the roof, then runs away leaping from roof to roof. A mysterious French girl claims it’s all a con then drags another girl off to have sex.

[themeaningthemeaningthe]

best quote of the adventuring party

[starrid]

The easiest explanation LaVonte could have given: Yes hello, this is my husband and our daughter

The most rational explanation LaVonte could have given: This is my business partner, and this young woman is our intern

The explanation LaVonte did give: This man right here is my cousin. Through marriage. And this is our… friend

[mysticfoxywolf]

sapphics just won so hard with ana and madelaine.

[susiemyersonislifegoals]

In 2002, I got introduced to the Amy Sherman Palladino Cinematic Universe by someone to whose Midge I would have gladly spent the rest of my life playing Susie. She’s been out of my life since 2008, but she’s all I could think of during—maybe all I have to say about—the Maisel finale. I really hate how much I still miss her.

Somebody point me in the direction of my Hedy instead, because that story could be so much better for the Susies in reverse.

[vileidol]

sebastian twelfthnight guy of all time. imagine ur in a shipwreck but a handsome pirate running from the law saves u. when u finally reach the big city the most beautiful woman in the world randomly proposes to u immediately. u go fuck it why not bc it’s the 17th century and hey, gotta get married! later u find out she actually mistook u for ur disguised twin sister but u go through with the wedding anyway even though she almost certainly fell for ur twin sister’s androgynous swag & ability to compose poems for her on the spot & will almost certainly be disappointed when she realises ur just like. a twink she’s never spoken to. anyway so u get married & ur pirate boyfriend gets a pardon & becomes a missing person.

[gael-garcia]

Shakespeare in the Park - Twelfth Night (2025)

with Lupita Nyong'o as Viola/Cesario, Junior Nyong'o as Sebastian, Sandra Oh as Olivia, Khris Davis as Orsino, Peter Dinklage as Malvolio, b as Antonio, Moses Sumney as Feste, Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Andrew Aguecheek +

Watch on PBS until 12/31/2025 (VPN works!)

[gael-garcia]

Lupita Nyong'o as Viola as Cesario (Twelfth Night - Shakespeare in the Park)

[lipstickhamlet]

something about the way shakespeare's plays are positioned to just barely cover the untold tragedies lurking underneath. lady macbeth knows how tender the babe is that milks her yet the macbeths have no child to pass the crown to. iago mentions that othello saw his own brother shot to pieces by cannons. olivia was planning to grieve her brother for 7 years until she met viola. beatrice knew benedick of old. lady capulet was only fourteen when she gave birth to juliet. it drives me crazy to see all the untold stories peeking out between the lines of the main plot.

[gael-garcia]

Lupita Nyong'o as Cesario in Shakespeare in the Park: Twelfth Night (2025)

[happilyhadesbound]

one of my favourite parts in Twelfth Night is when Olivia accidentally reveals she's got a very toxic idea of love and Viola is like "girl what the fuck are you talking about"

[susiephone]

ever since someone pointed out to me that shakespeare wrote "twelfth night" after one of his twin children died, it's hit different.

like we know precious little about shakespeare's life and even less about what was on his mind when he wrote each play, but....he wrote a story where the twins torn apart by fate reunite, where the brother thought to be dead and gone forever actually miraculously survived, where the emotional climax of the story isn't the various love triangles getting sorted out, but the twins finding each other again and getting to live happily ever after.

like. fuck.

[susiephone]

ever since someone pointed out to me that shakespeare wrote "twelfth night" after one of his twin children died, it's hit different.

like we know precious little about shakespeare's life and even less about what was on his mind when he wrote each play, but....he wrote a story where the twins torn apart by fate reunite, where the brother thought to be dead and gone forever actually miraculously survived, where the emotional climax of the story isn't the various love triangles getting sorted out, but the twins finding each other again and getting to live happily ever after.

like. fuck.

[aq2003]

twelfth night main plot: haha bisexual love triangle that is gay in both directions! haha mistaken identity and gender fuckery haha

malvolio side plot:

[fandomplex]

returning to my tumblr after perennial hiatus for a singular vent post echoing my forebearers: get your random y@oi ship out of the korrasami tag

[the-littlest-laney]

feels like we had matching wounds but mine’s still still black and bruised and yours is perfectly fine

i am so normal about lucy frostblade and kristen and how they were like ships in the night from each other and by the time kristen got to know her it was too late. IM SO NORMAL

[scarletb1tch]

Jace POV

Poor Mary-ann