Fandoms and Crocheting

Honestly I was going for a theme here, but it just turned into a page of memes. AO3 and gamer tag: nemohana One time I tried to list all my fandoms, I failed.

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[bransonreese]

REMEMBER: Normal voting is today and Republican voting is on Friday

Don’t get mixed up!

[fefeps]

ok but in all honesty, if your dash is making you feel like shit, then you need to go through your following and curate that shit with scissors, snip snip go the blogs that go around putting out hateful shit, you don’t need that in your life, love yourself

[kikithegirl]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

[protom-lad]

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.

-Percy Bysse Shelly

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[areslinkysart]

I could use that.

[daydreamerjim]

Last four months, lets do this 🐕

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[haychbb]

BLOG 10000000 TIMES

[31sourires]

OMFG

[youtubefangirlperson]

go grandma

[mysweetstarr]

PREACH 🙌🙌👭👬💕

[shippingfandomslife]

Always reblog

[ultrafacts]

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[absorr]

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

[wizardshark]

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

[scp4165]

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

[lifeofdavo]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[cosrnos]

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

[tenoko1]

I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.

[mirthalia]

Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)

There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”

[durnesque-esque]

[softguts]

ok that last post inspired me and idk like/reblog this and I’ll give you a cute little nickname

[softguts]

@thorlokibrother you’re now my lil mighty petunia k thanks

[softguts]

@prettylittlelyres hmmmm how about bby h?

[softguts]

@bluewritesforever you are now crowned as Lady OTP from house of JT

[softguts]

@ratherinterestingmilkshake you a lil dip ‘n dot now

[softguts]

@hollie-writes hollie pocket like polly pockets cuz they’re cute and everyone loves them like you!

[softguts]

@adoramuses wait Wait let me think….can you be my lil bby egg tart?

[softguts]

@tiredbard hereby name you sugardrop

[softguts]

@fandoms-of-a-tired-ravenclaw the snickierest snicker doodle there ever was!

[normal-horoscopes]

MIDNIGHT

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/713books/4861260?ref=570015&token=0082d42a

[charminglyantiquated]

MIDNIGHT

Guys I’m going to be illustrating this wonderful project! I love the Caretaker’s writing (no surprise to anyone who’s seen my two dozen illustrations of various horoscopes so far) and I am so, so excited to be part of this project! Beautiful, angry, kind, bizarre, and endlessly imaginative. Check it out!

[kittentoys-deactivated20181205]

[quomododragon]

My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

[quomododragon]

Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

[quomododragon]

I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

[quomododragon]

Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

[quomododragon]

Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

[quomododragon]

WE HAVE AN ANSWER!

Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. I’m not sure which one of them came up with “I dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanation”, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.

[starsparklez]

That was wild until the finish.

[maxofs2d]

check out this cute transparent ghost that i made for your blog!!!!! :D

click and drag!

[m8snn]

this is what it feels like to get rick rolled

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[neilaglet]

[australet789]

Is there a way to cure sonambulism? Or sleep talking?

[fandomsandcrocheting]

I need help with this too!