Fandom Text Posts

Here, have some text posts :D

[mekasydn]

are you kidding me they’re brass playing superheros and they even made a pun with it i cannot BELIEVE this 

[vacuumssuck]

i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME 

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[laughy-sapphiee-and-buggaboo]

Reblog this you little shits.

[samgirl72]

Always reblog.

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

I have yet to read a novel in which female characters have menstrual cycles

me, because badass girls taking down a vague yet menacing government agency or riding dragons to glory still get their periods (via darn-you-cumberbatch)

  PLEASE READ THE SONG OF THE LIONESS QUARTET OR THE PROTECTOR OF THE SMALL QUARTET BOTH BY TAMORA PIERCE YOULL GET SO MUCH HAPPINESS AND SATISFACTION OUT OF HER AMAZING FEMALE HEROINES

[leiko-tomago]

reblog if you think animation, photography, theatre, music, image editing, video editing, and creative writing are all forms of art

the amount of people that think these aren’t art forms angers me

[freelance-anthem]

and film.

[clockworkpearlgirl]

and culinary

[tootlord-deactivated20150512]

and fashion design

[wilwheaton]

[littlealienproducts]

[phineaslightfoot-deactivated201]

CANNOT REBLOG FAST ENOUGH

[canadianbeerandpostmodernism]

[fandomtextpost]

“Once a dog forms a close relationship with a caring owner, their loyalty can be unbreakable, and they will stick with their owner through thick and thin. And unlike us, dogs don’t pass judgment on people who are down on their luck or homeless. This post is a tribute to homeless dogs, who love and stick with their homeless owners no matter what.

Pet dogs offer vital help to the homeless. They provide them with unconditional love in a time when much of society has turned their back on them and they protect their owners from the many dangers of the streets. Surprisingly, many homeless dogs are relatively well-cared for. Homeless owners will often choose to go hungry themselves rather than see their companion go hungry, although they are often unable to provide their pets with professional veterinary help.” Bored Panda

http://www.petsofthehomeless.org/

Not to ruin the vibe, but they also serve as protection from countless (usually) suburban thugs who have no issue with assaulting the homeless.

[bluupanda]

adorkable 13 year-olds

[jewishdragon]

i lost it at 100 gummy bears

[bright-happy-healthy]

[ndnickerson]

because it helps to remember this every now and then.

[themodifiedlife]

Also did anybody else notice that they removed the “Elton John’s AIDS foundation” logo from Miley’s picture? Fuckin’ agendas everywhere….

[1fuckedupbabe]

I literally threw a mini fit

[thatmaskednegro-blog]

The fact that they even touched up the woman in the BACKGROUND of the Selena Gomez pic is crazy.

[arugratshanukkah-deactivated201]

I’ve said this every time it comes on my dash but please also notice that a lot of the women get photoshopped lighter.

[birdvswindowpane-deactivated201]

And that´s the reason why nobody should try to be that thin, because that thin doesn´t exist in reality.

[cringing]

THIS IS SO SATISFYING TO LOOK AT I LITERALLY STARED AT THIS FOR LIKE 12 MINUTEs

[evanbuckleybf]

is nobody going to talk about how whoever did this just decided miley didn’T NEED TWO ARMS

[ultimatekimkardashian]

they are perf but still needs so many touches up I still have to stare at what they have done on the pic but what if it’s me in the pic HAHAHA I cant

[byebyebriar]

Did anyone else notice that they lightened all the women of color?

[swanjolras-blog-archive-deactiv]

honestly, the best thing about jewish heritage not being exclusively patrilineal* and non-jewish surname traditions being exclusively patrilineal is that there is literally no character we cannot headcanon as jewish

last name isn’t jewish? fuck that, their mom was jewish. we know their mom’s maiden name and it wasn’t jewish either? hahaha fuck that her mom was jewish. all of your favorite characters’ moms were jewish everyone is jewish suck it

[jewishdragon]

[vagabonds-and-troubadours]

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

[kristoffs-sunflowermoved-blog]

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

[moonlightdiva-deactivated201512]

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

[moongrottomermaid]

Yesyesyes!!!!!!!!

[fuckyeahforensics]

[doodlee-a]

GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

[greatmommadragon]

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach. In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention

[pseudonymsobriquet]

I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.

I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.

THIS COULD LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE.

[wire-man]

After 2 years of lifeguarding and many more of competitive swimming I can verify this. Drowning signs are eerily quiet. It helps to catch them early. The pool I worked at had a large amount of regular clients. I’d always keep an extra lookout for people I didn’t recognize since I didn’t know their swimming ability. Their face aiming towards the sky is the first thing they’ll almost always do. Especially children.

[quinn-fabray]

[foreverpruned]

They were the best frenemies

[autisticstanfordpines]

[hasunohime]

Fucking PREACH

[blaineandersuns]

That girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.

[lupinmarauds-blog]

So, one boy a year? And each one...

[gafhgaeu]

Doing the do with you know who

[yaoiornah-deactivated20170326]

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

[gaminginyourunderwear-blog]

All of this is important.