A Fat Ass Kelly Price

She done messed with the wrong blog.

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Hey y’all!!!

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Hey it's my yearly "hey y'all"

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so why are they attacking marfmellow and ashleigh shackleford in that passive aggressive post/comments???

What was this even about?!

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Hey y’all!!!

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Gina was a mood

[sleepysaplingz]

holy fuck.

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Black Woman Says She Was Chased By 6 KKK Members & Chicago Police Did Nothing

share it for all the black people and for the white lady , who saved her life.

the whole video

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Jussie Smollett’s story isn’t too far fetched huh

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Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

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Don’t let depression stop you from being that bitch

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Or that nigga because niggas be depressed too

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I’m a nigga and I still wanna be that bitch

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Be. That. Bitch.

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BE THAT BITCH

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A bad bitch at that

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*is*

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*and always will be*

[itslaroneppl]

cause

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LIFTED. 🙏🏾

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Men not being allowed to be emotional & rampant homophobia are the reasons men commit suicide 3.5x more than women… most men are given no outlet to feel feelings. To the point that they kill themselves.

[dragonsrequiem]

This is a strong man who has been pushed to his limit. There is no shame in this man weeping, just as there is no shame in getting comfort from his brother. This does not make him any less manly or any weaker. The strength in this video clip is stunningly, perfectly manly to me. @warriormale could you please chime in?

[warriormale]

Showing emotions i.e. crying shows that you’re human.

All humans cry.

I’ve seen very tough fighters cry.

Crying makes Men human.

WarriorMale

[socialistexan]

For context: NY Giants wide receiver Odell Beckham, the player that is crying, was brought to tears after seeing a teammate, linebacker Johnathon Casillas, sustain a pretty scary neck injury.

The player consoling him is the Giants Punter, Brad Wing. The two are close friends and were teammates both in college at LSU and then professionally on the Giants.

Odell is one of the best wide receivers in the league right now, potentially of all time, and a bunch of toxic men that did nothing with their lives won’t even let him have human emotion. Imagine what they do to each other.

[deeplylearning]

I just learned that some websites use cookies to adjust prices. That is, if you visit a certain website a lot the price will increase.

You can tell if that’s the case by checking the same web page on a different browser if you have a different number of stored cookies for that site. I checked something on Chegg and it was $14.95 on Chrome, $19.95 on Firefox, and $16.95 on Safari.

The fix? Clear your cookies for that website.

Reblog, save a wallet.

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Plane tickets almost always do this!

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PLANE TICKETS DO THIS ALL THE DAMN TIME 

When you’re looking for plane tickets and waiting for prices to drop, ALWAYS clear your cookies beforehand and switch between browsers. A friend of mine was looking for a flight and getting prices that were the CHEAPEST at $800-1000, I sent her a link for a round trip that was like $495, and it read as $900 on her computer because she had been hounding the airline site. 

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alternatively: avoid all this headache by using incognito when shopping for plane tickets, text books, etc

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Hotel rooms are notorious for this, as well. Just like, go on incognito mode to look at these sites, saves u a lot of time & hassle.

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Bruh I ain’t never know dis thank you man

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jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017

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“Keep doing what you doing” 😂

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😭😭😭😭

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“Oh that sucks…” is me

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“Say Jerome really loud” BITCH!

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Nahuuurre

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It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

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I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

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This is what I need

[qvotable]

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?”

— Ernest Hemingway

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“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”

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^ yup

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Hey guys so I’ve been very distant on here lately because Tumblr is not for the old man anymore. You new girls have taken over and more power to you. However I am apart of a podcast My Depression Got Jokes and I am also on IG so please check me out there!

@_Whosaiddat

Inbox me that you’re from tumblr and I will follow you back !

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Hey guys so I’ve been very distant on here lately because Tumblr is not for the old man anymore. You new girls have taken over and more power to you. However I am apart of a podcast My Depression Got Jokes and I am also on IG so please check me out there!

@_Whosaiddat

Inbox me that you’re from tumblr and I will follow you back !