Alyssa

20 she/they 💖💛💙 Ding Dong

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I will make this blog pretty when I get a laptop lol

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anyway im back on my bullshit

im going back on my Minecraft on my xbox and it took so long to sync to download the world again

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Back again

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.

Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.

Batman: I'll think about it.

Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.

Batman: I don't know, Robin...

Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.

Batman: Hm

Robin: I knew it!

Batman: Hm??

Robin: You are a fruit bat.

Batman: what?

Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.

Batman: *smilling* I suppose.

Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!

Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.

Robin: Yeah!!

----- [somewhere in the future] ----

Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.

Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.

Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*

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ao3 man what the heck

[lone-nyctophile]

SEPTEMBER IS FINALLY HERE!! Now my seasonal depression will be cured by glorious Autumn!! I HATE HATE HATE Summer. The disgusting heat was so unforgiving this time ughh.

[batfam-nalu-onepiece]

Party at Lucy’s Apartment

Lucy: Natsu, you were in charge of bringing cookies. Did you bring them?

Natsu: I brought something even better! *pulls out 5 giant tubs of raw cookie dough*

Lucy:………… I want to be made at you but-

Cana: *drunk, bumping into Lucy* BUT cookie dough is waaaaaayyy better

Ganjeel: *quietly, hoping no one noticed how excited he is* Iron make. Spoons

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man i just saw my August recap and ot hit me how ont along me and by bf have been together

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when at work

i read fanfci to keep me occupied while i have nothing to do

i have two rules to that

1 i will not read amut

2 i will not read a fucking slow burn bc fuck that

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idk even knwo what gives me joy anymore

reading isnt working and idk what to do

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When i move out im gonna have a roommate and i know that but i have to wait for him to graudate highschool bc he is a grade lower then me and it has just now hit me that im going to be totally alone, gonna be 3 states away form my home town in a brand new scary place. the plan is go get the place in febuary and the i still got 4 months of what i thougth was gonna be bliss away from eveyone in peace but i think im just gonna be endlessly bored and very very lonely

i don't wanna grow up anymore

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the world is getting dark and dull and boringin and i don't know how to change that

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Im writing a story

so like i had a random thought so i had a thought

so it starts like this

I don't get paid enough for this.

I half listen to this man rant and ramble about how what he ordered wasn't hot enough.

He ordered apple pie. With ice cream on top.

"Sir, the pie is going to be a little cold because ice cream is cold" I say with a not so obvious fake smile.

"Why you little... bring me your manger because i will not be talked to this way in this fine place." The man says like my manger will fix everything and make it better.

"I will go get him." I turn around and walk inside in the back of the building.

"Matt, this guy needs to see you. He's complaining about how his apple pie with ice cream on top was cold."

Matt turns around and has an 'are you serious' look on his face. "Really?"

"Yeah"

"Man, what did you do to piss off the hosts that they seat all of the 'Karen' types"

I shrug. I really hope I didn't because I know that they could really fuck me over in any way they wanted to. "I have no clue man, can you just deal with it? Please?"

"Don't worry, I got it Baylee"

I feel like this could go a long way if i stick with it for long enough. I talked in out with a friend and i have friend groups for Baylee and the asshole turned not asshole love interest Ashton or Ash :)

im happy becasue i thought of this at work and its gonna go well i can feel it

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I love my best friend, I really do. but some times, man i swear you are on another level

[hazardsoflove]

And so I grew from colt to stallion, as wild and as reckless as thunder over the land. Racing with the eagle, soaring with the wind. Flying? There were times I believed I could.

SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON (2002) dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook released in theaters May 24th, 2002

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i love this movie

[james-potter-is-a-dilf]

Remus: How do I deal with my enemies?

Regulus: Kill them

Remus: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Regulus: Kill them only a little?