THE SUPREME DORK

sassy little motherfucker (formerly cunt-muffiin)

[lyannas]

BUY ONE GET ONE FREE: AEGON TARGARYENS

[nalianova]

Sandor Clegane: A Mood / Game of Thrones, S07.

[toonysart]

so a mystery student just emailed my entire class a free pdf version of our textbook and left probably the best email ive ever seen

[ruffaloon]

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

[capitalvice]

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

[trailertrashgrog]

the most important question of the episode

….did bronn ever give pod back to brienne?

[the-dorkasaurus-rex]

Game of Thrones: Shows Beric and Tormund at The Wall

Game of Thrones: Shows The Wall being destroyed

Game of Thrones: Doesn't show Gendry

Me: *Lin-Manuel Miranda voice* WHERE IS MY SON

[the-dorkasaurus-rex]

The Hound: Ew.

The Mountain: .....

The Hound: What happened to you.

The Mountain: .....

The Hound: I'm the pretty one now.

The Hound: Heh.

[the-dorkasaurus-rex]

Brienne: you're alive.

The Hound: yes. Fuck you.

Brienne: I had to protect the child.

The Hound: Me too.

Brienne: She's fine. She's murderous.

The Hound: ...Yeah. She is. :)

Brienne: :)

[the-dorkasaurus-rex]

what i expected from boatsex: romantic, drawn-out love scene, angels singing in the background

what i got: cringy scene that followed immediately from the "reveal" that she's his aunt, accompanied by bran and sam voice overs and tyrion staring creepily at the door

[eggsaladstain]

omfg this sex scene is such a mess though

dany and jon banging while tyrion, dany’s hand, watches from the shadows while bran, jon’s brother, narrates the story about how dany and jon are related

cool

[the-dorkasaurus-rex]

Jon, 8 inches deep in his true love, Daenerys: to strategic military alliances

[radish-radish]

Ok who did this

[the-dorkasaurus-rex]

you: boatsex

me, an intellectual: successful military alliance

[gotpresident]

And back to your regularly scheduled program of “WHERE THE FUCK IS GENDRY”

[tulipjeanohare]

Everyone watching Beric & Tormund:

[hardyness]

Drogon knows how to make an entrance with Daenerys Targaryen.

[iamnmbr3]

Jon: Who told you that?

Daenerys: The witch who murdered my husband.

Jon: Ok. That sounds fake. But ok.