fanfic time baybee!

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[transmasculinity100]

Thinking about fucking a pretty boy who's never had a cock inside him before. Watching his eyes go wide and his mouth fall open with just an inch or two inside his tight hole. Him gasping "fuck, oh" when he feels how my cock stretches him open. "ah- it's so thick.." Pushing my cock deep inside him, him panting heavily and whining, pretty eyes glazing over. "oh god, I- I'm so full". Thrusting deep into him, making him cry out in pleasure, rambling incoherently "fuck, fuck, it's so much", I go faster and harder, railing him until he's sobbing "oh my god, oh my god, it's so- OH". Eyes rolling back in his head, whole body jerking and writhing. A complete desperate mess, brainless and cockdrunk

[dogdaysareover365]

A few weeks ago, I shared this in the discord, and I don’t think I ever shared it on Tumblr. But since Simon was probably used to having everything stolen from him in jail and the cult, so he makes it a thing to mark everything that belongs to him

anyway, Grace’s neck ends up covered in hickeys

[wazzappp]

Silly bloodymary meme. Plus rocky using some words of encouragement he learned from the Portable Earth thinking machine.

I need a fic where Grace gets super drunk and confesses that he thinks Simons has a real set of badonkers. I mean some real bonghongahagoogs. I mean a real pair of bongdonagahongalongerinos. Is that so much to ask?

[purple-silhouette-nerd]

Need more people on Simon called Grace "Mama" before "Angel" when waking up boat.

Like just imagine:

Simon blinks his eyes open, weighed down by rest. His blurred vision isn't helping him make out his surroundings. But the brightness of it all is really making him believe he made it to heaven. That's when a figure comes into view with a voice so sweet couldn't have been anyone else, but his mother, coming to embrace him again.

"Mama...?"

The figure sputters a bit, the words still unintelligible, but Simon's vision does clear more.

The figure is very obviously male now, but his smile?

Nothing less than angelic, the gliding hands fill with gentleness Simon's never known. Simon understands now, this isn't his mother but an angel.

"Noo..., Sooorrry." Simon's words slur together. "Angel".

[the-goddessfighter12]

Outfit Swap (P 2/2) 🔁🌚

맛있게 드세요, 사이먼~

[pippin-pie]

Bro was not aiming for the plants 🙏🏽🫩

I needed practice drawing water in complicated ways (waves, wet fabric, water on skin, yada yada) and this is what became of it lmao.

(A little bonus under the cut btw. I didn’t do all that rendering to NOT show it off.)

COMPUUUUTAAAAAAAAAAAA

[romaaromaall]

Stupid warmup

[morgan-drawz]

Heavily requested swapped version

[somekindofneurodivergency]

I like to think that in a No Astrophage AU, Grace is letting Simon crash in his place for a while (because of circumstances, we move on) and one day he's at work and Simon is cleaning around when he hears the door open. And he's like "Ryland is at work, it's gotta be an intruder" because of course. So he grabs the nearest weapon-ish thing he can and rushes to the kitchen to find fucking. Colt Seavers eating cereal straight out the box

[alouiadina]

Armando having to remove Simon's wisdom teeth, who ends up a blubbering mess, similar to how Markiplier was when his teeth were removed, and being extra lovey with Grace.

Extra points if Grace is red as a tomato and stuttering the entire time. Extra Extra points if Simon is being touchier than he normally is. (Like hand-holding, cuddling, and all that,) because he's normally anxious about showing affection/giving physical affection, maybe because of how he was raised.

[a-real-hum4n]

sure, grace is a yearner, but to me, simon is THE yearner. catch him tending the gardens with a far off look in his eyes (he's thinking of the time ryland complimented the work he's done in the garden), cathc him looking at the sea (he's thinking how the colour is like rylands eyes, although rylands are prettier), catch him awake at night staring at ryland, he SWEARS its just to make sure he's safe..... yeah. yearner simon

[icesapphireserpent]

I have beef with a thing in BloodyMary fics. Why does everyone have it that Simon doesn’t know how to take care of his hair/braid it??

Like he’s had longish hair since he was a child. Even if he doesn’t braid his own hair his mom probably did. So Ryland suggesting braids wouldn’t be like this mind blowing idea to him.

Also almost everyone justifies Ryland knowing how to braid because he’s a teacher? No. He’s a middle school teacher. If he was over younger kids maybe but middle schoolers love braiding they wouldn’t let him take an opportunity away from them. Also it would be weird for a male teacher to braid (statistically) a female students hair when she’s of an age to do it herself or her peers to do it. That would weird parents out.

So some suggestions/ideas I have.

-Simon hasn’t had his hair braided since his mother last did it because the posture harness makes it hard for him to do it himself and he didn’t trust anyone on Eden that close to his neck. Grace knows from braiding Linda’s hair.

-Simon has extensive experience braiding his own hair but he’s missing an arm and can’t do it. He walks Grace through how to braid it.

EDIT: I am an amputee Simon truther, but I gave even a non-amputee solution because I hate this trope so much.

[aaaaasw33tyaaaaaa]

I need someone to write a bloodymary fic or a Project Hail Mary fic where all the animals that got sent to space, and I mean ALL OF THEM! wormholed their way to erid and they all lived happily ever after

[idgabuck]

Actors Simon and Mark as siblings. Actor Mark is totally dating the stuntman Colt, and then one day Colt was giving Teacher Grace a tour of the set (and to calm Grace's nerves that everything is safe for doing stunts)

And Simon totally now has a crush on his brother's boyfriend's twin

Omg yes I can see it 👀

[thefallenangel2008]

I like to imagine pebbles climbing on Simon and swinging on his arm (or arms if he's wearing a prosthetic) and Simon letting them and laughing along with them and Grace watching it unfold and having the softest gaze ever, because how could Simon possibly think he's a monster when he treats the pebbles like that?

[idgabuck]

We need more of Simon flustering Grace.

Whether it be intentional or not.

*gasp* Simon making Grace lunch and putting sappy ass notes in the box.

YES YES YES! Especially in my streamer Simon AU! He always makes elaborate lunches for Grace with notes and he always and I mean ALWAYS gets a message around lunchtime from Grace thanking him for the note. Carl (Grace’s teacher assistant and best friend) sneakily films Grace’s reaction once and sends it to Simon and Simon thinks it’s adorable

[s0lanums]

i think simon and grace should play-wrestle and get really gay about it