Don't Panic!



[iraffiruse]

[gloryychildren]

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

[pixiedust-paycheck]

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

[hug-bubble]

I’m just going to leave this here.

I feel like every morning that I wake up lately, some new shit has happened. I’m not going to sit and try and break down what’s going on in the world. I’ll leave that to other people who can do it far better than me.

But please. Listen to this wonderful english acoustic-folk-rock man. He does words pretty good.

Be More Kind.

You don’t have to change the world. Or stop all the evil. Tell that girl in the street you like her shoes. Take time to thank the worker in the supermarket who helped you today. Make your parents a cup of tea. Tip your waiter an extra fiver when you go out to dinner. Buy your best friend a present just to celebrate it being a wednesday. Tell your mutuals you love them. Feed your pets extra treats. Feed yourself extra treats, you deserve it too. Try to be more kind.

Thankyou.

[likeavirgil]

On April 19th I made bread

Latin graffiti in Pompeii (CIL IV.8792)

life fast die young, Romans

(via likeavirgil)

#HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF THE TIME THAT ROMAN GUY MADE BREAD

(via audible-smiles)

4/19 bake it

(via inquisitorpsyduck)

[nowthisnews]

Emma Stone just sarcastically making fun of the way the media views female actors at the Oscars Luncheon, yesterday.

[fangaran]

Thanks Simona, for poking me with needles! #harrypottertattoo #harrypotter #watercolor #tattoo #simonaborstnar #tavcitattoo #deathlyhallows (hier: Lake Bled)

[polebunyan-deactivated20181114]

A Pole Man’s Christmas

[devildesu]

WHO IS THIS MAN

[tocif]

a god

[itstheleopard]

Whenever I start thinking that humanity is only capable of harm and hurt, I remember this. I’ve never seen it not be true, in big ways and in small.

[wirelesson]

German Memes Gothic pt. II

You just don’t know who the Babo is. You don’t know what a Babo is, either. You are no Chabo. Chabos know who the Babo is.

Even Carglass can’t fix your broken dreams and aspirations. They’ve repeatedly told you. You are dead inside.

In the middle of the night you hear them call. “Rooooobert”, they call. In time, their screams will fade.

You finally found one. After years of searching and travelling you found one of the seventh surprise eggs. You have no idea what will await you.

You desperately wish that no one knows what you’ve done. But in vain. How where what – Obi knows. It always does.

You want to get out of here. This is madness. The air conditioner passed away hours ago. “Thank you for travelling with Deutsche Bahn”, they laugh maniacally.

Haribo doesn’t make children happy. You’ve tried everything. You’re stuck in a black world of misery and artificial flavors.

The clock strikes. Everyone around you freezes. They simultaneously pull out a Knoppers. It’s half past nine in Germany.

As you wake, you’re all alone. There is only darkness surrounding you. You know it’s over. You have unknowingly crossed the border to Bielefeld. You do not exist anymore.

[der-falsche-kalender]

If there’s something strange in your neighbourhood, if there’s something weird and it don’t look good - who you gonna call?

Die Antifa (via der-falsche-kalender)

[der-falsche-kalender]

Wenn sie vom Hauptbahnhof in München … mit zehn Minuten, ohne, dass sie am Flughafen noch einchecken müssen, dann starten sie im Grunde genommen am Flughafen … am … am Hauptbahnhof in München starten sie ihren Flug. Zehn Minuten.

Lukas der Lokomotivführer (via der-falsche-kalender)

[der-falsche-kalender]

Die Schweden sind wie die Holländer - das hat man ganz genau gesehen.

Wallenstein, Herzog von Friedland, Kaiserlicher Kriegsrat und Kämmerer, Allerhöchster Obrist von Prag und ebensolcher General (via der-falsche-kalender)

[der-falsche-kalender]

Das Schwierigste am diskutieren ist nicht, den eigenen Standpunkt zu verteidigen, sondern ihn zu kennen.

Horst Seehofer (via der-falsche-kalender)

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[tastefullyoffensive]

This kid is going places. (via jknight42)

[tastefullyoffensive]

“That minion just watched its own movie.” (via awildmagikarp5)

[das-asoziale-netzwerk]

“Religiöse Freiheit gilt nur dann, wenn man ein weißer, heterosexueller, männlicher Christ ist”

[das-asoziale-netzwerk]