have fun

[tyronepowerbottom]

couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

[bebemoon]

"The sculpture in the image is “Das Schicksal” (Fate), created in 1905 by Hugo Lederer. The sculpture portrays fate as a ruthless woman dragging two vulnerable bodies by their hair.

The work is currently located in Ohlsdorf Cemetery in Hamburg, Germany."

from @dustseasons on instagram .

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

[mooned-knights]

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

[doitbuckley]

[princess-sparrow]

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[lady-averie]

So while doing some pirate research for the play I’m writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things I’ve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda who’s father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasn’t cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alf’s skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because it’s completely AWESOME.

[oldshrewsburyian]

Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwilda’s story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:

She exchanged woman’s for man’s attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.

I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracy…

[lady-averie]

Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it

[wizardarchetypes]

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

[livedinthecastle]

law student sam making crossroads demons sign thoroughly written contracts in order to seal a deal

[livedinthecastle]

alternate version of 4x18 where lilith offers sam the deal but instead of following her to bed and trying to stab her he traps her in an excruciating bureaucratic debate over the deal’s hundreds of contract clauses

[livedinthecastle]

sorry i’m reblogging myself again but i can’t get over sam completely KILLING the sexual undertones of demon deals, lilith is sitting on the motel bed like it takes more than a kiss to seal a deal with me and sam is like yeah, me too…so if we can go over page 21 paragraph C i would just like to confirm a couple of terms she’s like don’t worry the woman i’m posessing wants this too, really bad and sam is just okay so is she going to act as a third party witness?

[white-throated-packrat]

if things had just held together long enough for Sam to finish his law degree – can you imagine the demons getting lawyered by Sam instead of tricking the brothers into all those terrible deals?

[transarsonist]

five episodes later they come back like “a deals a deal, im coming to claim your soul, and sam goes “actually you remember that rouge demon who clipped me on the cheek in an unrelated event? well on page 120 about halfway down that “if during the period of afformentioned deal any demon is tangentially involved in the harming of any one of aforementioned protected individuals, the clients end of the deal is to be considered null and void due to malicious interference. which means that no, one of your boys punched dean, so you actually DONT get any souls today, thank you goodbye. yes we’re aware that dean egged the demon on unfortunately for you that wasnt covered in the contract, if you’d like to go over it again id be happy to ex- [at which point the demon fucks off]

[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[tardigrade-gaming]

Queuing this for next year as I’m writing this

[bunnygirlsupreme]

It is time!

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Realizing that I am not employing enough of my free will to become a nuisance at work

[raine-of-auroria]

Me watching this:

[cowboybarbaryn]

I’m not letting this rot in the tags

[uncannyannieg]

moon joy !!!

[my-balls79]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

[penny-anna]

The Martian of course was part of the small but notable genre of movies 'people expend huge amounts of effort to rescue Matt Damon'. In Project Hail Mary we see a foundational entry in the inverse genre 'people expend huge amounts of effort to send Ryan Gosling away forever'. Excited to see where we send Ryan Gosling next.

[piedpip3rrr]

Rockin robin

[parkchanwoohoo]

Found abusive family

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sometimes a group of queer, traumatized people come together and beat the shit out of each other and do DARVO tactics to recreate what their parents did to them. And that's beautiful.

[transmothman-old]