[babyprime]

same image

[danielmolloymemes]

[verymerrymart]

[targetedknowledge]

[knightsickness]

i do think its funny armand is inexplicably english. the rp accent of a guy born in india raised in venice who lived in paris for 400 years is to communicate non-diagetically that hes evil

[knightsickness]

if you’re the arch nemesis of a frenchman for multiple centuries you turn english

[runawaymarbles]

I do think it's kind of funny when plot summaries are like "character A encounters the last person they expected...their ex." Idk about you guys I'd be less surprised if my new coworker/roommate/random dance partner was my ex than I would if it was, like, Megawati Sukarnoputri the first woman president of Indonesia.

[runawaymarbles]

Any of my exes could plausibly attend the same conference as me. But I'd be really surprised to encounter former US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice

[shakibone]

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Your ex

Megawati Sukarnoputri, the first woman president of Indonesia

Voting ended onApr 28

[sqbr]

This poll is ambiguous if you (a) Don't have an ex or (b) Are Egyptian diplomat Hassan Gamal Ahmad Hassan, whose marriage to Megawati Sukarnoputri was anulled in 1972.

[skyrigel]

[llendemain]

crack fic idea: they’re about to have sex for the first time and Ruben is obviously operating under the assumption that he’s gonna top, because look at Niall, he’s obviously a bottom. unfortunately for him, Niall strongly disagrees, because obviously he’s a top, he has more experience. so now they’re stuck in a standoff because neither of these idiots is willing to back down. top on top violence if you will

[llendemain]

@lazybakerart I can’t leave it in the tags!! so here’s another idea: they try to get to the main course but they just can’t because this ust has been building for thirty years and now one of them is coming the second they touch and the other’s not doing much better because he can’t handle the sight in front of him. and this keeps happening for like the first twenty attempts before they even manage to get all their clothes off

[lazybakerart]

the only saving grace for them is that they both have insane refractory periods so it’s a matter of quantity before they get to the quality and a lot of drinking water to keep themselves hydrated. not to mention the first time they kiss it’s like a come-bomb went off between them. if they ever do get their clothes off it’s going to be shaking hands and shaking legs and ruben hasn’t been able to say words for a while and can only grunt and niall’s whining and twitching when ruben so much as sniffs at him.

[skyrigel]

[eab-art]

Is this a safe place for me to post mildly horny iwtv fanart I was too embarrassed to post when I drew it back in s2

[dreamstars]

[miche-perez]

New episode weekend so that means posting more gremlin.

[thevtuberlestat]

Am I the asshole for taking action to resolve a significant conflict in my life?

I (probably 517M) have been in conflict with ex-lover, enemy, and former coworker (260M). I will not exhaust you with every detail of our relationship except to say that it has been acrimonious, though significant to the trajectories of both of our lives.

Unfortunately, we are both in a rather narrow field, and greatly affected by each other's deeds. Recently, said former coworker has been making career moves which put our livelihood in great danger, and signal, possibly, the end of both of us.

I attempted to be the bigger person and communicate my feelings about said career choice. I did this with a personal and meaningful apology regarding past wrongs. In response, he suggested I kill myself and mocked details of my personal life, including our intercourse, to approximately 891 people while live on stage. This is irrelevant to my further actions, which were nothing but rational, but I note it as it holds some significance in the story.

Anyhow, my politely worded critique did nothing to change his plans, which he then accelarated. As I was out of other options, I released his sex tape (which, due to certain taboo material contained therein, was embarassing for him) and beheaded him, along with our ex-husband (as he was there). I believe this was the only logical way to proceed.

AITA?

YTA

NTA

NAH

ESH

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

[veryintricaterituals]

The concept of the Vampire Armand doing his complete curly hair routine so his curls can be ✨defined✨ for his double murder date with his fledgling

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[hansoeii]

it was love.

[lasgalendil]

Louis and Lestat "they're going to kill half this city/not my problem/damn our dead daughter hates us let's run away together" vs Armand and Daniel "we solve problems with violence because sincere apologies and soft-spoken pleas didn't work and damn our living daughters hate us but we're going to keep them ALIVE" is the only virgin vs chad discourse I want to see in the IWTV or TVL tags

Armand "I could not prevent it" de Nolastname Molloy and his husband are dads of the year