Slytherin Horned Seprent

Slytherin. Autistic. ADHD. Fandom galore!

[funbearer]

[ross-hollander]

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

[vicholas]

what’s going on with tumblr’s logo

[vicholas]

Guy Fieri??? No, it can’t be-

IT ACTUALLY IS???

[fangirlnamedchristian]

so apparently today january 19, 2020 i have offically been on tumblr for 5 years. i...honestly didn’t realize that I’d offically been on here THIS LONG. 

wow.

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[6balls]

[toxicrants]

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

listen idk I’m thinking about how before new moon came out it was like….every single news story was debating on whether or not they should keep taylor lautner as Jacob, because he wasn’t buff enough, and the film studio and the general public essentially pressured him into doing insane diets and workout routines just so he can keep a role he already won, just because no one would even entertain the character looking slightly different than described, and it was treated as this great thing, like damn, he really pulled it off!!! he’s hot now!!! he can keep the part!!! and that’s just so fucked up like. he was fucking 15 years old??? they spray painted abs onto Robert Pattinson in the same film. Taylor Lautner was LITERALLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD and practically the entire world slammed him for not having an unreal body, and then once he obtained one grown ass women were drooling over him like a piece of meat for the rest of his teenage years. what the fuck. 

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I’m still on this! Imagine you’re still going thru puberty and the world is so obsessed with your body that you become a sex symbol for MOTHERS. first all the focus on whether or not he could get the body and then constant focus on what it looks like for the next 4 or 5 years like! That’s so fucked up he didn’t NEED an 8-pack THEY SPRAY PAINTED ABS ON ROB IN THE SAME MOVIE

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

he did interviews on all his crazy work out routines and said he had to carry around beef patties and other high protein foods wherever he went so he was just eating constantly THATS NOT ALRIGHT and every single magazine article or ET news segment was covering this the whole time. Fans were vocally debating whether he deserved to keep the role that HE ALREADY EARNED. This was such a big deal. What the fuck.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

so the highest paid teenager was also the second sexist man of the year, huh

[secretly-a-cat-pls-dont-tell]

[spongehole]

*Racialized pedophilia

[redlanternavengerelf42]

I am not a Twilight fan, nor am I a fan of Taylor Lautner, but damn this is wrong to do to anyone and I will fight anyone who tries to defend doing this to a teenager.

[lookingformyanchor]

[mereoleonawifecity]

So since Disney plus is coming out just want to let everyone one know the duckduckgo search engine is great at finding pirated movies and show sights

[liketolaugh-writes]

This way explains why I have such a hard time finding movies online. Fucking copyright takedowns. I should have thought of using a different search engine

[ratfuck]

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

That’s horrible! Piracy is illegal. Thats why im spreading this post so people know what not to do

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I’ve only seen bits and pieces of the hunger games movies but I’ve seen the ending of the last one and it very blatantly seems to be “do not under any circumstances trust politicians even if you’re on their side because they WILL end up doing something evil” and I feel like that went over the heads of a lot of people who were super into the hunger games.

[fangirlnamedchristian]

hunger games is still incredibly relevant today tbh imo. like the same shit from then applies now.

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[imanaires]

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

[tharook]

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[tharook]

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

[louisandthedagger]

i’m crying 

[louisandthedagger]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[glitchlich]

your baby as soon as these come off

[caesarsaladinn]

same principle

[candiikismet]

Lmaooo

[vile-things]

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

The vibe station…..

[kmspice]

*sticks fingers in the table holes*

[sharkpilot]

*gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don’t realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“

[bitchyblue]

Sometimes you have experiences that you don’t think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it’s like getting kicked in the face

[cinema-styles]

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

Bottom left

[cover-your-ears]

well hurry and catch him before he gets to far away

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

[frodo-baggins]

some people rlly go round living their lives without hyperfixating on fiction?? sounds fake but ok

[distractible-dave]

me: wow ive got a week off i can finally catch up on my work so im not behind anymore

my adhd: you fool,,, you absolute dumbass,,, a completely unstructured week with no major motivators,,, you think you’re gonna get shit done?