Can you hear the people cringe?

Mexico | she/her | pansexual | writer | Here's my writter's account in ao3 and where I post about the fic dianutsthecactus blog

[fangirloffabulousnesspdf]

This is the most accurate tho

[fleurvbin]

they could never make me hate you onodera ritsu

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: gothic

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[makaronypoflotskiofficial]

got me good with this whole email address thing. you make email account as child for one purpose neopets.com and now all this. bait and switch. not nice.

[heartsofbeskar]

doesnt my job understand i have a blooming fanfiction writing career to work on

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[beaft]

i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

[beaft]

i've created an extremely elaborate magic system based on linear algebra and not once does the narrator ever explain how it works. he doesn't know. he doesn't care. that's nerd shit. he is going on a lad's night out and if you try to tell him anything about equations he'll put his fingers in his ears and go "lalalala"

[beaft]

i feel it's important to add that my other protagonist is an academic and does know how the magic system works, but he doesn't get a POV chapter until halfway through the story. which means that over the course of 40,000 words we gradually build up a solid working idea of this world and its laws, as understood by Jock Protagonist - and then it switches to Nerd Protagonist, who's like, "just so we're clear, he was wrong about basically all of that."

[bigmamag]

This is genius

[bebemoon]

everything’s going to be okay in the end

[bebemoon]

i still believe it

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

has anyone noticed theyre taking away what it means to be human

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

[boromorous]

sorry i just really needed to draw this

[konoko]

[modogoblin]

oh world wide web we're really in it now

[jordanbolton]

To The Bus Driver - Jordan Bolton

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lesbostomping]

[helenvaughans]

[fluxephemera]

How does it feel to be the most correct person to have ever drawn breath on planet earth?

[bathroomcube]

throwing a grenade and then immediately throwing myself on top of it to save everyone

[bathroomcube]

i completely miss the grenade and everyone in the room dies including me

[libertineangel]

Democrat political strategy