HYDRA's Bite

Hello darlings. My name is Sylvia Whistler, Ex HYDRA. New SHIELD agent. Perhaps I should tell you more about myself, but I don't really care enough to do so. Don't mess with me and I won't mess with you. I was lying there, by the way. Of course I'm going to mess with you. Too fun not to.

[rpsituations-blog]

In the middle of a conversation, my muse begins to cough up blood. How does your muse respond?

[xidealist-deactivated20141223]

[doesmyscrufflookgood]

Do I come off as a top or a bottom?

[taneleertivanthecollector-blog1]

I'd totally fuck you

Send me “I’d totally fuck you” to see my character’s reaction.

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[fangofhydra]

“I’m intrigued enough to know that I probably would. You not so big on the casual huh? That’s fair.”

[command-er]

fangofhydra rolled: 1 (sour)     “Y’know the fact that you were ever a part ‘a HYDRA     at all leaves a real bad taste in my mouth,”

[fangofhydra]

“Are you including the time where I was born there in your ‘ever’, because I can totally see why that spells out evil for you.”

[shielddeputydirector]

Send my muse notes from their father

[jerple-trash-deactivated2015042]

SCREECH

[engagethemusesmotherfucker-deac]

P.L.E.A.S.E

[water-witch-lapis-lazuli-deacti]

PLEASE OH MY GOD MAKE ME CRY

[musesofmany]

I'd totally fuck you

ok that was sudden but hey 

[fangofhydra]

What, is there some waiting policy I don’t know about that outlines the proper amount of time to wait before admitting that someone is bangable?

[musesofmany]

No not at all

[fangofhydra]

Then you and me. Why not?

[musesofmany]

I'd totally fuck you

ok that was sudden but hey 

[fangofhydra]

What, is there some waiting policy I don’t know about that outlines the proper amount of time to wait before admitting that someone is bangable?

[fangofhydra]

taneleertivanthecollector started following you

“I don’t know who you are.”

“Which is strange, because I know who almost everyone is.”

[taneleertivanthecollector-blog1]

He considered what she had said to him.

“My dear I am not like everyone. Those who know me do not speak of me much. When they do it is for good reason.”  

[fangofhydra]

Sylvia couldn’t help but smile at that, and walked up closer to him, looking him over.

“That is possibly the most interesting thing you could have said. And you’re not just bragging either, I would be able to tell. In that case.. it’s an honor.”

[look-a-meme]

Send me "How'd you get this?" For my muses reaction to yours tracing one of their scars and asking how they got it.

[quickism-deleted-deactivated202]

“I’ve never seen that one.”

[fangofhydra]

“Never?”

“You poor deprived man.”

[wingmanriley-a]

fangofhydra:

“Ok, maybe it is. But you’re still damn beautiful.”

     “You wouldn’t be sayin’ that if ya saw me shirtless.       Honestly? You’re just makin’ me wanna take another       shot right now. No offense, a’course…”

[fangofhydra]

“I’m sure I would be.”

“Actually, how about you take it off now and we can settle this?”

[wingmanriley-a]

fangofhydra:

“I asked you if you were aware that it is illegal in twelve states to be that gorgeous.”

        “I - wait, what? No, no, that’s… that’s false.”

[fangofhydra]

“Ok, maybe it is. But you’re still damn beautiful.”

[wingmanriley-a]

{ open. }

       “Honestly? I’m drunk as fuck right now,         so… yeah… I… what’d you ask me?”

[fangofhydra]

“I asked you if you were aware that it is illegal in twelve states to be that gorgeous.”

[canadaintheraw-deactivated20140]

Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not

[fangofhydra]

taneleertivanthecollector started following you

“I don’t know who you are.”

“Which is strange, because I know who almost everyone is.”

[fangofhydra]

Starter Call!

I have come back from a very long hiatus. And after the standard follow and lurk strategy has yielded no results, I have decided to try and be proactive. Please like for a starter. People I’ve rped with, people I haven’t, whatever. You can go on anon and just bug me if you want too. Really I’d just love to rp. Thank you!

[mae-rps]

Violence/Death themed ask memes/prompts

((Obviously, lots of trigger warnings here so please be careful - Violence tw, death tw, killing tw, physical abuse tw, blood tw))

[mae-rps]

“Is that blood?!”

“You didn’t have to kill them!”

“Your car is dented, who did you hit?!”

“I could always just kill them…”

“Why are your knuckles bruised?”

“Just go! I’ll clean up this mess.“ 

“You busted my lip!”

“You clean up, I’ll hide the body.”

“They deserved it.”

“Dont you dare hit me!“ 

“I liked killing them.”

“Oh God, there’s so much blood!“ 

“Don’t be a baby, I only kicked you in the balls.”

“Kill them! Go on!“ 

“Who gave you that black eye?!”

“They died happy at least.“ 

“Do you want me to hit you?!“ 

"Get rid of them and I promise I’ll never bother you again." 

"I’ll kill you, I swear!" 

"They were trying to kill me! I had to defend myself!”

“I’ll kill every last one of them." 

"Ow! I think you’ve broken my arm!”

“I’ll fight beside you." 

"Are you burning a body?”

“I was protecting you!”

“Don’t be alarmed, but I may have just run a guy over.”

“Have you ever killed anyone before? Be truthful.”

“It was an accident!”

“Well, you should’ve thought about that before you hit them with your car!”

“Burn the body and lets go.”

“I’m glad they’re dead!”

“They’re not going to make it.”

“Don’t you dare die on me!”

“I had to do it.”

“I killed them so we can be together, don’t you see that?”

“I may or may not have a dead person in my basement.”

“I am sick of cleaning up your mess!”