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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

idiotcommander

Absolutely genuis

muffinworry

Every few minutes, someone honks. The woman behind the wheel shifts and lowers her sunglasses to glare at the circling cars in the rearview mirror. Vultures. Let them curse. She keeps her doors locked and her phone battery charged. Penelope has been waiting in the arrivals lot for far too long, and she refuses to give up her place for anyone.

featherfangart

A Little Grey Cat

Sometimes a fic makes you SO happy, that the visuals of a certain scene stay with you for months until you finally doodle it. Can't recommend it enough!

Heavily inspired by the fic A Little Grey Cat (A Bit Cross But Otherwise Very Talented) by Foxnonny

featherfangart

Down Below

Here's my yearly dose of fish. A lot of them and one big boi. Oh and Link's there too. <3

walrus-tusk-615bc

“Sidlink” this, “Zelink” that—

THEY ALL HAVE TWO HANDS

maniakminis

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

notactuallyherefor

How's the dental?

maniakminis

you can have all the teeth you can carry

porterdavis

agent-mcsweetheart

i saw a post earlier today and now i can’t find it but someone was like the only reason i get through studying is by saying “let’s go steal a grade” where they just imagine they’re doing research for a leverage con and they have to know all the information to pull it off successfully. I’m at my internship rn and i found the original score for the og show and redemption and let me tell you i have never been more productive

agent-mcsweetheart

@imaginable-horror you are an inspiration 😌🫡

onyxbird

Replace imposter syndrome with the conman method! You're a fraud, and you're such a competent fraud that the mark is never going to realize what hit them until the gloat.

fluorescentbrains

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

insomniac-arrest

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.