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[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[thenatsdorf]

The good life.

[fantasleazing]

[jeonjungkoos]

namjoon with moni

[lacetulle]

Ralph & Russo | Fall/Winter 2019 Couture

[captainlordauditor]

Bruce Wayne Pleads City Yet Again To Stop Gerrymandering: “This might be what drives me to buy myself a fucking politician like everyone else in my social class,” says the philanthropist.

[captainlordauditor]

Bruce Wayne Says Luthor, Queen, Gates Could Stop Pandemic If They Took Action, Challenges Them To “Meet Me In The Pit”. 

 "If we fight with bo staff, I can defeat them in single combat while still maintaining social distancing,“ says Wayne, apparently not joking.

When asked if he thought Wayne was serious, son Jason Todd, 24, said, “Timbo’s the best with a bo staff, but Dad can and will bet up Lex Luthor. I’d be willing to open a betting pool. All the proceeds would go to pandemic relief in the Narrows.”

[captainlordauditor]

Mayor Says Red Hood Is Considered Essential, Not His Employees

“It wasn’t like I was gonna have them out there in this shit anyways,” says the druglord. “If anyone does, it’s Penguin or Mask. I’ve emptied out all my warehouses, and they’re open as shelters. Fuck the government.” When asked his opinion on the mayor declaring him essential as part of Batman’s team, Red Hood laughed.

[captainlordauditor]

Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn Beg Nightwing To Wear Actual Mask

“It’s like he doesn’t remember that time I almost died of a bioweapon,” agrees Red Robin.

[captainlordauditor]

Scarecrow Gives Up Fear Toxin, Saying 2020 Alone Is Enough For Him To Continue His Studies

[captainlordauditor]

CDC Warns Joker Safe Gas Masks Filter Gas Particulates, Not Viruses. Bruce Wayne Asks For 2 Weeks

[unclejarin]

[fantasleazing]

@yoongitv

[sweetoothgirl]

BANANAS FOSTER DULCE DE LECHE CREPE CAKE

[depetal-deactivated20171013]

[strolling-in-the-moonlight]

5 states in the US have banned abortion from the point of heartbeat detection. Following that logic, I propose two additional policies:

1. Child support starts at the same point, including 50% of all medical bills

2. If the mother dies in mandated childbirth OR the child is stillborn, the father and doctor are charged with involuntary manslaughter.

See how keen they are on their “Pro-life” horseshit then.

[myothercarisauhaul-original]

3. Pregnant women can’t be in jail because the fetus would be in jail, and since it’s a full human you would be punishing an innocent person

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

An exciting and spicy addition

[taejoon]

[neko-gifs]

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[fluorescentbalaclava]

Le Bail: Hey, I bought your soul last month and -

Daniel: No returns.

Le Bail: Please, it's making me sad.

[noonlight-stims]

flower blooming stimboard for anon

source

[chucktaylorupset]

Important question: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines and is Hogwarts vaccinated?

[chucktaylorupset]

Circa Seventh Book

Hermione: Has the wizarding world discovered vaccines?

Ron: A wax what?

Hermione: hmmmm

Harry: Hermione, we cant take out the death eaters with a genetically magicked disease

Hermione: No I know that. Of course I know that.

*Uncomfortably long silence*

[2rsquared]

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Harry: What if we gave them all smallpox

Hermione: HARRY NO! We already eradicated it once, let's not make the world do it again

Harry: Oh yeah, I guess you're right

Hermione: Now tuberculosis, on the other hand...

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Hermione: If Voldemort likes the good ole' days so much, why don't we bring them back? Old society, old war tricks

Hermione, putting on a gas mask: New plan. We take them out with consumption and mustard gas

Hermione, to Voldemort: Did you know, historically, a majority of war deaths come from disease?

[theawkwardgayfanboy]

Harry Potter and the Violation of the Geneva Convention

[someplanetelse]

to be fair, nobody asked the wizards to sign it.

[susiephone]

Harry: We didn’t have time to do a proper Unbreakable Vow, so Hermione and I just made a pinky-swear to never tell anyone about how we crossed tuberculosis with the common cold. 

Dean: ...Why would you do that?

Hermione, smiling placidly: We didn’t. That would be a terrible, terrible thing.

[hitmewithcute]

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another