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Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@fantasmarainbow
it’s literally 2016 why did i just come across a buzzfeed video about snacks that “only 90s kids will recognize” like….. i watched the video and one of the snacks was literally a can of coke….. they poured a can of coke into a glass…
But did you recognize it?
i……….. did…………
Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.
Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072. Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.
Happy 11th birthday to none pizza with left beef
I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”
how do you make someone holy
you beat the hell out of them
my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this
did you just trigger tag my grandma
お祈りまだらおじさん
You have only made her stronger.
That is the face of a creature who has found her true purpose.
i jus got back from foolin around w this girl n she had her bed out in the middle of the got-damned nowhere, like not against a wall, not against any wall at all, just in the middle of th fucking room surrounded by this gauzy material shit on a hoop above the bed w some fairy lights all stuck on it for ~aesthetic~ and the whole fuckdamn time i kept thinkin HOW does this woman sleep like this?! monsters come getcha from any and all directions!! snatch u off the bed from the fuckin top, the sides, the bottom NO DIRECTION IS SAFE !! “you wanna stay the night babe?” NO!!! I DO NOT!!! i wanna live thru the night & not wake up to demons caressing my head from your unprotected bed space!! i feel cursed having just fucked on it..! got some dark interloper followin me home hopin i got the same shitty setup!! no sir!! 2 walls for this biché. 4 if i could get em. sleep in a fuckin box w a lil hole cut in it. i need protection!!! 0/10 setup. any type of translucent canopy over a bed is ASKING for a ghost to stand on the other side and watch u sleep. wake up to a hazy outline “o honey is that u?” NO ITS A DEMON. i cannot believe i suffered this tonight. the things i do for a beautiful girl honeSTLY
it means im afeared my pussy got ghosts now
I love the remastered Crash Bandicoot trilogy but nothing really compares to how dead inside original ps1 graphics Crash looked
there is nothing going on behind that man’s eyes
me: [listens to own playlist] me: fucking masterpiece
me: [listens to own playlist]
me: *skip skip skip skip* oh this on- … no, not today *skip skip skip skip skip …..”
He’s here
Who is she
my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately.
then fuck the ghost you cowards
APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.
