Stuff I Like & Things I Write

My name is Shaman. 23, Taurus, INTP. Half existential altruist, half nihilistic hedonist. I'm also Slytherin.

[blackfangirlsunite]

This blog is a safe space for trans and nonbinary people

[animusrox]

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

[shadesoforlando-deactivated2016]

Never forget the reason they cut this scene was because JK Simmons looked too good in the suit

[markv5]

Подстава

[a-cat]

this is not a helpful translation, google.

[a-cat]

oh

[cripplingdepresssion]

[inkskinned]

me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it some shit: *starts happening* me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Clout cat

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[themaddogofshimano-deactivated2]

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

[gentlemanbones]

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

[bellygangstaboo]

I want to play this game

[sans-bacon-deactivated20180901]

Björk is serving some real Ultima vibes in the Gate music video.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We need a rick and morty episode shittting all over the kids taking the sauce incident (and show) way too seriously.

[cungadero]

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

[britta-perry]

[freedominwickedness]

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

[fuckfriendsimfine]

How don’t you

[just-shower-thoughts]

people with sad lives become addicted to drugs. So we put them in prison to make their lives sadder to make them less addicted to drugs.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Condoms should have cheesy pick-up lines on the inside of the wrapper like Laffy Taffy has jokes on the inside of them.

[fosterreborn]

[realifedreamgirl]

[b0yonce]

I love this so fuvking much.

[mattandjones]

BISTCH

[just-shower-thoughts]

Websites that lead you to an article by link, and then make you click a second link just to read the full article, need to have their creators burned alive.