wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Xuebing Du
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor

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Sade Olutola

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi

Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle

@theartofmadeline
NASA

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

pixel skylines

oozey mess
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@fapliner
are you gonna choke me for valentine’s day or like what’s going on
Reblog if you’re still an active NSFW blog 😈
alright I’m back, I had to do irl business but now I’m bored so I guess I’m ready to play 🙄
when all you wanna do is pull a girl’s panties down around her knees and eat her out until she’s crying and call her your pretty baby girl but you don’t have the girl so you just lay there thinking about your life
reblog if you like girls, you’re constantly sleep deprived, or both :-)
oh my goodness
Yoongi: Are you a painting?
Hoseok: What?
Yoongi: Because I want to pin you against the wall.
Namjoon: Oh, my God, I thought you would say that you wanted to hang him.
Interviewer: What would be your ideal first date?
Jimin: I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
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Anyway this is the fucking look indeed.
not @ my ex messaging me they miss sex with me and my locals tumblr getting anons asking about my porn and where to find it in the space of two days
Underrated Dominant Phrases
“Have you eaten?”
“Drive carefully.”
“Good morning, beautiful.”
“What did you have for lunch today?”
“Sleep well.”
“I’m proud of you.”
“Are you feeling better?”
“Take a sweater, it’s cold out.”
“Be safe.”
officer: drop your weapon </br> jimin:
in the studio
sleepover friday 🤗
send me:
fmk
crush stories
your tumblr crushes
(unpopular) opinions
tell me about your pets
an embarrassing story
a top 5 you have
have you evers
would you rathers
spill tea
opinions
hot or nots
confessions
ask my advice
ask me random questions
tell me a story about you
rant about something
tell me your opinion of me
theories about bangtans dicks and kinks
a n y t h i n g (▰˘◡˘▰)
Back with a vengeance 😈
if ur not tryna fuck me while I’m wearing a big hoodie and nothing else then why are you wasting my time