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notmeoryou-deactivated20230817

are you gonna choke me for valentine’s day or like what’s going on

rough-fuckingg

Reblog if you’re still an active NSFW blog 😈

universal-zorua

Yep

fapliner

alright I’m back, I had to do irl business but now I’m bored so I guess I’m ready to play 🙄

mobbins

when all you wanna do is pull a girl’s panties down around her knees and eat her out until she’s crying and call her your pretty baby girl but you don’t have the girl so you just lay there thinking about your life

akimbohimbo

reblog if you like girls, you’re constantly sleep deprived, or both :-)

joonsgalaxy

oh my goodness

bambamisaboomyinmypants

Yoongi: Are you a painting?

Hoseok: What?

Yoongi: Because I want to pin you against the wall.

Namjoon: Oh, my God, I thought you would say that you wanted to hang him.

detanjj

greenegrace

Interviewer: What would be your ideal first date?

Jimin: I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.