shut the hekc ur m*outh

Hey my name's Farah and I screm a lot. I have an About so try n read that pleas n thiccs.

[rosepetalrevolution]

Petition to bring back “The Cask of Amontillado” memes for October.

[prismatic-bell]

I have many Cask of Amontillado memes in my basement, would you like to see them?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[k-eke]

Taking a coffee rest

[b-eing-deactivated20170717]

i love bein laid on! idc if i cant breathe properly! kill me i love you and dont get up!

[soup-erb]

But what do worms think of you?

[catchymemes]

[danger-flammable]

[flawschool]

[pharahsgf]

✨✡️ שנה טובה ✡️✨

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MY JEWISH BABES OUT THERE!! ILY

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[drawing-prompt-s]

Cosmic mermaids, baby!

[teenytinyfrog]

[larryshorcrux]

“He pulled Harry’s wand from his pocket and began to trace it through the air, writing three shimmering words:

tom marvolo riddle

Then he waved the wand once, and the letters of his name rearranged themselves:

Mr. Tom, a Dildo Lover

“wait, shit, no,” said Riddle. “

[mariodaymiller]

protect ariana grande

[niyarest]

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

[that-stardust-deactivated201902]

Or a pen with multiple colors

[purplek1w1]

*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cliiiiiiiick*

[old-friends-fan-page]

[ultward]

one of my favorite parts of breaking dawn is when jacob loses it after bella tells him she and edward are gonna fuck while she’s still human because jacob is basically screaming “NO!! HE’S GOING TO DICK YOU TO DEATH!!! THAT’S FUCKED UP!!! BELLA HIS PENIS IS TOO STRONG IT’S GOING TO KILL YOU!!! ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO DIE FOR SOME FUCKING DICK???? OH MY GOD”

[end0skeletal]

Collected from the Egyptian desert in March of 1846, the Helix desertorum specimen was sent to the British Museum, where scientists thought it had expired in transit. It was glued to a cardboard display card shortly after.

One day four years later, curators noticed something strange about their catatonic mollusk: the shell seemed to have moved from its glued position and a trail of discoloration followed it.

Archivists removed it from the card to give it a bath, with a suspicion the snail might have in fact been slumbering.

After just a few minutes of exposure to moisture, the snail’s head poked from its shell and surveyed its new home with four eye stalks.

As the snail adjusted to active life again, it became a minor celebrity and sat for a portrait by the museum’s zoological artist for inclusion in a book on mollusks, seen below:

(Source)

[adrunkensailor]

He was havin himself a nap.