Cant keep me down

Still have no idea what I'm doing though

[hyunpic]

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

[jerkeline]

[bagel-bird-ainsor]

Klumbo my beloved…

[corporal-tunnel]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @intergalacticrats

this all sounds 100% right

text: 1 goose 2 geese 1 shoop 2 sheep 1 frog 2 fregs

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[sas-afras]

"boone is 26 he should be at the club" the only thing craigory boonejamin is bringing to the club is an unsettling aura and noise cancelling headphones. he mimes reloading guns on the dancefloor and has a meltdown in the bathroom later. be so fr right now

[sas-afras]

this is not a joke to me. let him go home

[tenthdynasty]

Boone at the club

[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[itsmsdirection]

this post was rattling around in my head

[aconfusedzephyr]

man this sentient war is fucked. i just saw a tenno clap her hands together and pull a sixty foot sword out of nowhere before chopping a battleship in half. the camera didn't even go onto her, thats how common shit like this is. my mr2 ass is running a level 6 excalibur and a braton. i think i just heard someone two groups over say "my warframe is strong." i gotta get the fuck outta here

[epilepticsaints]

[chloebangbang]

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

[l0verseyes]

apparently more than 3 people wanted this so heres more

[herohalcyon]

Something I haven't seen people people talk about that I really enjoyed was that the direct was presented as someone just making up ocs as they go along. "So uh there's this college student, and this is her childhood teddy bear, and this is her professor who loves *takes random paper from a hat* monster trucks, and this is the sexy clown." It's all very whimsical

[indigonite]

classic from last year that I can only share it today

[indigonite]

yknow what day it is

[dogpuppy]

[catchymemes]

[7-shiki]

[l0rdgumby]

PSA the "si" in shared YouTube links stand for Seal Indicator. This means there is a nefarious seal tracking your information and will give YouTube your data in exchange for fish. Please remove the part after "?si=" before you click on it or share the link with others because it is a tracking token!

[orphetoon]

trace the arteries to find my heart, and promise me that you will do no harm